ACT 1: THE MAR-A-LAGO WAR BRIEFING
TRUMP (adjusting golf gloves):
“We hit Iran with the most beautiful missiles! Very precise, very legal, very cool – like my Twitter polls!” 🏌️‍♂️💥

CIA ANALYST (whispering):
“Sir, that was a Pottery Barn in downtown Tehran…”

TRUMP: “FAKE NEWS! They had WMDs… Very yuge mugs!” ☕💣

HOLY GRAIL VOICEOVER:
“And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the covfefe and hamberders…” 🍔⚰️

ACT 2: IRAN’S TAUNTS (MONTY PYTHON STYLE)
IRANIAN GENERAL (as Black Knight):
“Your strikes are but a scratch! We still have three nuclear facilities and this nice rug!” 🧞‍♂️🪔

RUSSIAN “MEDIATOR” (in tracksuit):
“Da, special military operation… like when Lancelot stormed that wedding!” 🐻💒

MOSSAD AGENT (disguised as Trojan Cow):
“Moo-ve along, nothing to see… unless you have uranium?” 🐄🔍

ACT 3: UN REACTIONS (KNIGHTS WHO SAY ‘NI!’)
UN SECURITY COUNCIL (chanting):
“We demand… A SHRUBBERY! 🌿 AND an immediate de-escalation bouquet!” 💐⚔️

FRENCH AMBASSADOR:
“Oui, this is most troubling… sips wine… shall we bomb them politely?” 🍷✈️

SWISS NEUTRALITY BOT:
“Bleep bloop – converting outrage into chocolate and numbered accounts…” 🍫💰

TRUMP’S HOLY GRAIL SPEECH
(To “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life”)
“🎵 Some think strikes are dumb… some say they’re dumber…
But nobody bombs like yours truly – believe me, it’s a yummer! 🎵” 🎤💣

MORAL (PYTHON-APPROVED)
Geopolitics is just Holy Grail with more satellites and fewer coconuts.

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