โœŒLes Liaisons Dangereuses 2.0: Or, “How to Seduce a Continent and Steal Its Democracy” A Modern Epistolary Parody in the Style of Choderlos de Laclos๐Ÿคฃ

โ€œWhen Europe’s elite write love letters in carbon credits and corruptionโ€”romance has never been so tax-exempt.โ€
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Letter I: The Marquise de Merkelstein to the Vicomte de Bilderberg

Berlin, Schloss Bellevue (Encrypted Telegram)
My dear Vicomte,

How deliciously wicked of you to propose we โ€œreassignโ€ the Greek debt to a Cypriot shell company! Iโ€™ve instructed my Bundesbank paramour to forge the documents, though he insists on a quid pro quoโ€”something tedious involving Nord Stream 2 and a dacha in Sochi. Men, always so transactional.

But let us not neglect the true game: that simpering Belgian EU Commissioner, Baudouin de la Bureaucratie, has been sighing over my carbon neutrality pledges. I shall promise him a Green Dealโ€ฆ and deliver a gas pipeline to my cousin Klausโ€™s offshore account.

Yours in perfidy,
M.

P.S. Do remind the Spanish Infanta that her โ€œprivate jet emissionsโ€ photos are still in my Dropbox.


Letter II: The Vicomte de Bilderberg to the Marquise de Merkelstein

Secret Chรขteau, Swiss Alps (Burner Phone)
Cruel Marquise,

Your Machiavellian charm intoxicates! Iโ€™ve enclosed the Davos Guest Listโ€”note the Saudi Princeโ€™s request for a โ€œprivate climate lectureโ€ (translation: another yacht).

But let us discuss Princess Amalia of Orange. The dear girlโ€™s Instagram post about โ€œtaxing the richโ€ wasโ€ฆ unwise. Iโ€™ve tasked her TikTok manager (a former Stasi operative) to pivot her brand to โ€œwoke monarchism.โ€ Fear notโ€”her โ€œaccidentalโ€ OnlyFans leak will ensure compliance.

As for Baudouin, exploit him mercilessly. The manโ€™s IQ is lower than Belgiumโ€™s GDP.

Bisous,
V.

P.P.S. The Windsors are livid about the Netflix deal. Shall we leak Harryโ€™s Spare 2: Electric Boogaloo manuscript?


Letter III: The Chevalier Dโ€™Arc (French Tech Bro) to the Duchesse de Davos

Paris, Station F (Signal Message)
My Dearest Duchesse,

Your algorithm to replace MEPs with ChatGPT is magnifique! The Poles are already beta-testing it. But I crave a greater challenge: let us deepfake Macron endorsing Le Pen at the next G7. The ensuing chaos will crash the euro, allowing us to buy Greece (again) at a discount.

In exchange, I offer the Swiss Bank codes you โ€œmisplacedโ€ during that Crypto Soirรฉe.

ร€ bientรดt,
G.

P.P.S. The Queen of Denmark is asking about her โ€œmissing emeralds.โ€ Suggest we blame Putin.


Letter IV: The Duchesse de Davos to the Chevalier Dโ€™Arc

Davos, Private Jet (Dark Web Forum)
Mon Cher Chevalier,

Your ambition is as boundless as your hairline! The deepfake scheme proceeds, but first: Silvio Berlusconiโ€™s clone requires calibration. His latest speech about โ€œethical AIโ€ nearly triggered a constitutional crisis in Malta.

As for the emeralds, Iโ€™ve framed Prince Frederik using a TikTok duet with a Belarusian escort. The tabloids will feast for weeks.

Bisous,
D.

P.S. The Bilderberg brunch is moved to Epsteinโ€™s old island. Bring sunscreenโ€ฆ and a burner passport.


Letter V: The Vicomte de Bilderberg to All

Epstein Island, Now โ€œInnovation Hubโ€ (Encrypted Email)
Deplorables,

The 2025 Agenda is finalized:

  1. Phase 1: Crash the euro via AI-generated memes.
  2. Phase 2: Blame Russia (always).
  3. Phase 3: Launch CBDC-ChatGPT Hybrid to control the plebs.

Princess Madeleine of Sweden has been โ€œpersuadedโ€ to endorse it via a Soros-funded NGO. Her reward? A lifetime supply of IKEA meatballs and a Nobel Peace Prize (weโ€™ve bulk-ordered them from China).

RSVP to the Coronation of King Charles III (theme: Austerity Chic).

Ciao,
V.


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