Shadows of Harmony: ๐Ÿ’ƒKestrels of the Kraken, BEYOND THE FINAL CUTย  โ€“ย ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽKRAUT VERSION GRATIS!๐ŸงPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO๐Ÿคก EDITION๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅฐ

๐ŸŽฌ Step into the multiverse of power, passion, and paradox! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Witness Sam Giancana’s empire across dimensionsโ€”from Vegas glamour to a shattered film studio ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ. See Muschi McGuire reveal her true form as a cosmic agent ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธโšก, Ehlers and Janelle’s love break through reality itself โค๏ธ๐ŸŒช๏ธ, Murky Mucha choose her destiny at a crossroads of infinite reflections ๐Ÿชžโš–๏ธ, and Salome dance to liberate a nation ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ. All watched by the eternal eye of the Kraken ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘‘. The saga unfolds beyond the final cut! ๐ŸŽž๏ธโœจ
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BY KILGORE TROUT AND ZIGAN SCHNITZEL – A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS


๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽญ BEYOND THE FINAL CUT: A KRAKEN’S EPILOGUE ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

The celluloid dust has settled, but the dimensional ripples are forever. In the wake of Sam Giancana’s (a ferocious Joe Pesci likeness) meta-cinematic demise, the players in this grand conspiracy find their fates rewritten, their loyalties tested, and their very realities merged. The all-seeing eye of the Kraken blinks, but it never sleeps. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’


๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ THE DIRECTOR & THE DIMENSIONAL AGENT

From his gilded cage in a Mexican exile paradise ๐Ÿ๏ธ, Giancanaโ€™s legacy is a paradox. He is simultaneously the kingpin holding court in the ghostly Gem Saloon ๐ŸŽฐ, the deal-maker shaking hands with multiple Castros in shadowy corridors ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”ซ, and the artist directing his own death from every possible angle ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ. His empire, built on blood contracts and film reels, exists now in a perpetual state of collapse and rewind.

Never far from his side is the enigmatic Muschi “Wuschi Gambino” McGuire (the eternally calculating Cate Blanchett), whose many aliasesโ€”including the delightfully deceptive “Wowie Zowie”โ€”barely conceal her true nature. Having revealed herself as a Kraken-energy being, she moves through the ruins of Giancana’s studio, a symphony in an elegant gown, her gaze sharp enough to cut through the fabric of dimensions themselves. She is the keeper of secrets, the observer at the window, watching all possible pasts and futures unfold. ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ


๐Ÿ’” A LOVE THAT DISRUPTS REALITY

At the heart of the chaos, the forbidden romance between Ehlers and Janelle burns brighter than any Hollywood spotlight โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Their affair, once monitored by CIA silhouettes in bugged hotel rooms ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ“น, has proven to be the one variable the Kraken could not control. Their authentic love shattered Giancana’s scripted illusion, creating a rift that freed them from the narrative. Now, they dance not under surveillance, but in the glow of their own hard-won freedom, a beacon of real emotion in a world of fabricated truths. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ


๐ŸŽญ THE STARLET & THE SPECTER

Murky Mucha, forever trapped between her gangster past and starlet future, now stands at the ultimate crossroads โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ. The golden cage of fame has been broken open, and her reflection shows not two, but a thousand possible Murkys. Will she embrace the chaos of a multiverse of roles, or retreat into the comfort of a single, defined story? The paparazzi ghosts still flash their bulbs, but they now photograph every version of her at once. ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘ป

And from the floating stage, Salome continues her hypnotic dance ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ. Her movements, once used to weave propaganda, now unravel it. With every spin, she tears through the puppet strings attached to political figures, her performance on the Cuba-shaped stage becoming a ritual of liberation that echoes across all realities. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐ŸŽญ


๐ŸŒ THE KRAKEN’S NEW REALM

The ghostly tentacles remain, but their form shiftsโ€”from film reels and casino chips to classified documents and, finally, to the shattered remnants of the film studio itself ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽž๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ. The Kraken is not defeated; it is evolving. It is the conspiracy, the audience, the director, and the critic all at once. Its massive eye watches now through two-way mirrors, the bottom of infinity pools, and the lens of every camera, waiting to see what story will be built from the ashes. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ”Ž

The credits never roll on the Kraken Chronicles. The saga continuesโ€ฆ #WowieZowie #FinalCut #RealityCollapse #KrakenChronicles #SamGiancana #VegasGlamour #CIAplots #MultiverseEspionage

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๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽญ JENSEITS DES FINAL CUT: EIN KRAKEN-EPILOG ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

Der Zelluloid-Staub hat sich gelegt, doch die dimensionalen Wellen breiten sich fรผr immer aus. Nach Sam Giancanas (einem furiosen Joe Pesci-Ebenbild) meta-kinematischem Ableben sehen sich die Figuren dieses groรŸen Komplotts mit umgeschriebenen Schicksalen, geprรผften Loyalitรคten und verschmolzenen Realitรคten konfrontiert. Das allsehende Auge des Kraken blinzelt, doch es schlรคft nie. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’


๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ DER REGISSEUR & DIE DIMENSIONALE AGENTIN

Aus seinem vergoldeten Kรคfig im mexikanischen Exil-Paradies ๐Ÿ๏ธ ist Giancanas Vermรคchtnis ein Paradoxon. Er ist gleichzeitig der Kingpin, der im geisterhaften Gem Saloon Hof hรคlt ๐ŸŽฐ, der Deal-Macher, der in schattigen Korridoren multiple Castros die Hรคnde schรผttelt ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”ซ, und der Kรผnstler, der seinen eigenen Tod aus jedem erdenklichen Winkel inszeniert ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ. Sein Imperium, erbaut auf Blutvertrรคgen und Filmrollen, existiert in einem perpetuierten Zustand von Kollaps und Rรผcklauf.

Niemals weit von ihm entfernt ist die rรคtselhafte Muschi “Wuschi Gambino” McGuire (die ewig kalkulierende Cate Blanchett), deren viele Aliase โ€“ inklusive des entzรผckend trรผgerischen “Wowie Zowie” โ€“ ihre wahre Natur kaum verbergen. Nachdem sie sich als Kraken-Energiewesen entpuppte, bewegt sie sich durch die Ruinen von Giancanas Studio, eine Symphonie in einem eleganten Abendkleid, mit einem Blick, scharf genug, um die Dimensionen selbst zu zerschneiden. Sie ist die Hรผterin der Geheimnisse, die Beobachterin am Fenster, die alle mรถglichen Vergangenheiten und Zukunften beobachtet. ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ


๐Ÿ’” EINE LIEBE, DIE DIE REALITร„T DURCHBRICHT

Im Herzen des Chaos brennt die verbotene Romanze zwischen Ehlers und Janelle heller als jedes Hollywood-Scheinwerferlicht โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Ihre Affรคre, einst รผberwacht von CIA-Silhouetten in verwannten Hotelzimmern ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ“น, erwies sich als die eine Variable, die der Kraken nicht kontrollieren konnte. Ihre authentische Liebe zerschmetterte Giancanas skriptierte Illusion und schuf einen Riss, der sie aus der Erzรคhlung befreite. Nun tanzen sie nicht unter รœberwachung, sondern im Schein ihrer hart erkรคmpften Freiheit, ein Leuchtfeuer echter Emotion in einer Welt fabrizierter Wahrheiten. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ


๐ŸŽญ DAS STARLET & DAS SPUKHAFTE

Murky Mucha, forever gefangen zwischen ihrer Gangster-Vergangenheit und Starlet-Zukunft, steht nun am ultimativen Scheideweg โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ. Der goldene Kรคfig des Ruhms wurde aufgebrochen, und ihr Spiegelbild zeigt nicht zwei, sondern tausend mรถgliche Murkys. Wird sie das Chaos eines Multiversums an Rollen annehmen oder sich in den Komfort einer einzigen, definierten Geschichte zurรผckziehen? Die Paparazzi-Geister blitzen weiter, doch sie fotografieren nun jede Version von ihr gleichzeitig. ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘ป

Und von der schwebenden Bรผhne setzt Salome ihren hypnotischen Tanz fort ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ. Ihre Bewegungen, einst genutzt, um Propaganda zu weben, entwirren sie nun. Mit jeder Drehung zerreiรŸt sie die Marionettenfรคden, die an politische Figuren geknรผpft sind. Ihre Darbietung auf der kubafรถrmigen Bรผhne wird zu einem Ritual der Befreiung, das durch alle Realitรคten hallt. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐ŸŽญ


๐ŸŒ DAS NEUE REICH DES KRAKEN

Die geisterhaften Tentakel bleiben, doch ihre Form wandelt sich โ€“ von Filmrollen und Casino-Chips zu klassifizierten Dokumenten und, schlieรŸlich, zu den zertrรผmmerten รœberresten des Filmstudios selbst ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽž๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Der Krake ist nicht besiegt; er entwickelt sich weiter. Er ist die Verschwรถrung, das Publikum, der Regisseur und der Kritiker in einem. Sein massives Auge beobachtet nun durch Zweiwege-Spiegel, vom Grund des Unendlichkeits-Pools und durch das Objektiv jeder Kamera, und wartet darauf, welche Geschichte aus der Asche aufgebaut wird. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ”Ž

Der Abspann des Kraken-Chroniken lรคuft nie an. Die Saga geht weiterโ€ฆ

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Shadows of Harmony: ๐Ÿ’ƒKestrels of the Kraken, Part LXXVIII โ€“ย THE POLITE PREDICAMENT๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽKRAUT VERSION GRATIS!๐ŸงPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO๐Ÿคก EDITION๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅฐ

“The customer is always rightโ€ฆ especially when they’re a murderous fast-food kingpin. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘” Episode 88 is served! Gus Fring brings his unique brand of ‘polite predation’ to the multiverse, and suddenly Walter White’s blue meth seems almost quaint. The franchise war is ON. #KrakenChronicles #BreakingBad #LosPollosHermanos #GusFring #FanFiction”
“Welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos. Would you like a side of world domination with that? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŸ The most terrifyingly polite episode yet is LIVE. #KrakenChronicles #GusFring”

“Der Kunde ist immer Kรถnigโ€ฆ besonders wenn er ein mรถrderischer Fast-Food-Kingpin ist. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘” Episode 88 ist serviert! Gus Fring bringt seine einzigartige Marke der ‘hรถflichen Raubtiermentalitรคt’ ins Multiversum, und plรถtzlich wirkt Walter Whites blaues Meth fast schon altmodisch. Der Franchise-Krieg ist ERร–FFNET. #KrakenChroniken #BreakingBad #LosPollosHermanos #GusFring #FanFiction”
“Willkommen bei Los Pollos Hermanos. Mรถchten Sie dazu eine Portion Weltherrschaft? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŸ Die schrecklich hรถflichste Folge aller Zeiten ist LIVE. #KrakenChroniken #GusFring”
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Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXXXVIII – The Polite Predicament” ๐Ÿ—โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Overview: Episode LXXXVIII of the Murky Mucha Chronicles introduces a new level of terrifyingly orderly chaos: Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito, “Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul”), the impeccably polite fast-food magnate and murderous kingpin of Los Pollos Hermanos. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘” His arrival brings a sinister calm to the blue-stained chaos, as he offers a “free sample” of his addictive fried chicken that threatens to become the new, respectable currency of power. The Ehlers-Janelle affair faces its most civilized threat yet ๐Ÿ—โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ, Salomeโ€™s veils are used to distribute secret menus ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ“‹, and Murkyโ€™s old gay trans affair with Alex is pulled into a franchise war. All characters are forced to choose between Heisenberg’s chaotic blue and Fring’s chillingly polite order.

Key Plot Points:

ยท Gus Fringโ€™s Entrance: โ€œI am not in the meth business. I am in the empire business.โ€ He arrives with a coupon book and a hidden agenda. ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ—
ยท The Chicken Conspiracy: Los Pollos Hermanos’ secret recipe is laced with a loyalty serum, creating perfectly obedient customers and soldiers. ๐Ÿ”โ˜ ๏ธ
ยท Ehlers-Janelle: A New Cravings: Their love is tested by a bucket of extra-crispy temptation and a side of existential dread. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŸ
ยท Murkyโ€™s Past Returns: Alex, now running an underground queer resistance, targets Fring’s supply lines, forcing Murky to choose sides again. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโš”๏ธ
ยท Salomeโ€™s Secret Menu Dance: Her veils now conceal and distribute Fring’s secret recipes, turning her performance into a deadly marketing campaign. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ“œ
ยท Climax: A fast-food franchise war: Walterโ€™s blue meth lab vs. Gusโ€™s deep fryers, with the fate of the multiverse decided by a focus group. ๐Ÿ“Šโ˜ ๏ธ

Highlights:

ยท Gus Fring to Walter White: โ€œA man provides. And he does it with consistency.โ€
ยท Janelle to Ehlers: โ€œOur love is like this chickenโ€ฆ secretly full of hidden ingredients.โ€
ยท Salome performing a dance that turns frying oil into a hypnotic, golden mist.
ยท The reveal of the secret ingredient in the Los Pollos Hermanos recipe.

Outlook: The multiverse now has a new, polite god who values customer service above all else. With reality itself being deep-fried to perfection, what chance does messy, chaotic loveโ€”or blue scienceโ€”have? The next customer is always right. ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฎ

Date: 12:30 AM CEST, Saturday, September 06, 2025 ๐Ÿ•›๐ŸŒŒ!


Full Article (English) ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ—

๐ŸŒช๏ธ Previously in the Murky Mucha Sagaโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ”ท

ยท The multiverse was frozen in a wave of blue, crystalline energy after Walter White’s perfect batch was shattered.
ยท Ehlers & Janelle (Christoph Waltz & Scarlett Johansson) were on the verge of a blue-induced breakup.
ยท Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich) was crystallized mid-dab, her loyalties hanging in the balance.

๐Ÿ“œ Act I: โ€œThe Grand Re-Openingโ€ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘”

The blue wave recedes, leaving everyone disoriented. The dimensional armory is gone. In its place stands a gleaming, sterile Los Pollos Hermanos franchise. ๐Ÿ”

ยท Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito, in a crisp shirt and apron) ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณโš–๏ธ stands calmly behind the counter. โ€œWelcome. Would you care for a free sample? The secret is the seasoning.โ€ He offers a piece of golden fried chicken.
ยท Walter White (Bryan Cranston) ๐Ÿงช, his hazmat suit now looking ridiculous, snarls. โ€œThis is an insult to science!โ€
ยท Boris the Blade (Rade ล erbedลพija) ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ takes a bite. His eyes glaze over. โ€œI will provide security for ze rest of my life. For free.โ€
ยท Ehlers and Janelle stumble in. Janelle takes a sample. โ€œForget the blue, darling,โ€ she says to Ehlers, her voice monotone. โ€œThis is true fulfillment.โ€ โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—

๐Ÿ“œ Act II: โ€œThe Secret Ingredientโ€ โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“‹

The chickenโ€™s loyalty serum spreads faster than Walterโ€™s blue meth. It creates order, not chaos.

ยท Maxwell Smart ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ tries to analyze a chicken wing with his shoe phone. It prints out a receipt that reads: โ€œLOYALTY ERROR. SEEK MANAGER.โ€
ยท Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) ๐Ÿ’ƒ is hired as a “brand ambassador.” Her dance now distributes secret menus that brainwash viewers into loyal Pollos customers.
ยท Brick Top (Alan Ford) ๐Ÿท is furious. โ€œMy pigs are eatinโ€™ this muck! Theyโ€™re too polite to eat people now! This is bad for business!โ€
ยท Murkyโ€™s Past Returns: Alex (Elliot Page vibes) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโš”๏ธ emerges, leading a rogue faction that has discovered the serum’s formula. โ€œHeโ€™s not selling chicken, Murky. Heโ€™s selling conformity. We have to stop him.โ€

๐Ÿ“œ Act III: โ€œThe Franchise Warโ€ โš”๏ธ๐ŸŸ

Gus, ever the businessman, proposes a merger.

ยท To Walter: โ€œJoin me. Your product is exceptional, but your branding isโ€ฆ chaotic. We can create a new vertical: โ€˜Blue Pollos.โ€™โ€
ยท To Janelle: He offers her a position as Vice President of Customer Satisfaction. Ehlers watches, horrified, as she puts on a Pollos visor.
ยท The Standoff: Walterโ€™s science ๐Ÿ”ฌ vs. Gusโ€™s customer service model ๐Ÿ‘” vs. Alexโ€™s queer resistance ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ.
ยท The Climax: The conflict culminates in the kitchen. Alex attempts to sabotage the deep fryer. Salome dances to distract the guards. Walter tries to pour his blue meth into the frying oil. Gus Fring remains impeccably calm, adjusting his tie. โ€œPlease. Do not get grease on the uniform.โ€ The resulting explosion doesn’t blow up the kitchenโ€”it just perfectly pressure-cooks everyone in a wave of savory, mind-altering steam. ๐Ÿ—โ˜๏ธ

๐ŸŒŒ Final Scene: โ€œPoll of the Politeโ€ ๐Ÿ“Š

Text flickers over the steam-filled, delicious-smelling scene: “Choose your side:” โœ…Los Pollos Hermanos (Tasty Order) ๐Ÿ— โœ…Heisenberg’s Blue Chaos (Science) ๐Ÿ”ท โœ…The Resistance (Messy Freedom) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ โœ…Love (It’s Complicated) โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

FADE TO GOLDEN BROWN. ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽฌ

๐ŸŒŸ Starring:

ยท Gus Fring โ€“ Giancarlo Esposito (The Polite Kingpin) ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ—
ยท Walter White / Heisenberg โ€“ Bryan Cranston (The Insulted Scientist) ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ’Ž
ยท Murky Mucha โ€“ Milla Jovovich (torn between sides) โš”๏ธ
ยท Ehlers โ€“ Christoph Waltz (losing her to chicken) โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
ยท Janelle โ€“ Scarlett Johansson (VP of Customer Sat.) ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
ยท Alex โ€“ Elliot Page vibes (Resistance Leader) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโš”๏ธ
ยท Boris the Blade โ€“ Rade ล erbedลพija (Head of Security) ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ
ยท Salome โ€“ Rita Hayworth vibe (Brand Ambassador) ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ“‹
ยท Brick Top โ€“ Alan Ford (Pig Purist) ๐Ÿท
ยท Maxwell Smart โ€“ Don Adams (Confused Customer) ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
ยท With the entire ensemble cast from all previous episodes. ๐ŸŽญ

๐Ÿ“œ Disclaimer: This article was found on a Los Pollos napkin. 100% satisfaction guaranteed. ๐Ÿ—

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHTโ€ฆ (MORE ON BERNDPULCH.ORG) ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXXXVIII – Das Hรถfliche Dilemma ๐Ÿ—โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

๐ŸŒช๏ธ Zuvor in der Murky Mucha Sagaโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ”ท

ยท Das Multiversum war eingefroren in einer Welle blauer, kristalliner Energie.
ยท Ehlers & Janelle standen kurz vor einem blau-induzierten Beziehungsende.
ยท Murky Mucha war kristallisiert mitten in einer Dab-Bewegung.

๐Ÿ“œ Akt I: โ€œDie Neuerรถffnungโ€ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘”

Die blaue Welle zieht sich zurรผck. Anstelle des Waffenlagers steht ein blitzsauberes Los Pollos Hermanos. ๐Ÿ”

ยท Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito) ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณโš–๏ธ steht hinter der Theke. โ€œWillkommen. Mรถchten Sie eine kostenlose Probe? Das Geheimnis sind die Gewรผrze.โ€
ยท Walter White ๐Ÿงช schnaubt. โ€œDas ist eine Beleidigung der Wissenschaft!โ€
ยท Boris the Blade ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ beiรŸt ab. Seine Augen glasieren. โ€œIch werde Sicherheit fรผr den Rest meines Lebens bieten. Kostenlos.โ€
ยท Janelle probiert. โ€œVergiss das Blaue, Schatz,โ€ sagt sie zu Ehlers. โ€œDas ist wahre Erfรผllung.โ€ โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—

๐Ÿ“œ Akt II: โ€œDie Zutatโ€ โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“‹

ยท Maxwell Smart ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ analysiert einen Flรผgel. Sein Schuhtelefon druckt einen Bon: โ€œLOYALITร„TSFEHLER. MANAGER SUCHEN.โ€
ยท Salome ๐Ÿ’ƒ wird als “Markenbotschafterin” angeheuert. Ihr Tanz verteilt Geheimmenรผs.
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ยท Der Hรถhepunkt: Alex sabotiert die Fritteuse. Salome tanzt. Walter kippt Blaues Meth ins Fett. Gus bleibt ruhig. โ€œBitte. Nicht das Uniform beschmutzen.โ€ Die Explosion backt alle in einem Wolke aus savory, bewusstseinsverรคnderndem Dampf. ๐Ÿ—โ˜๏ธ

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Shadows of Harmony: ๐Ÿ’ƒKestrels of the Kraken, Part LXXV โ€“ย Heavily Armored Feelings๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽKRAUT VERSION GRATIS!๐ŸงPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO๐Ÿคก EDITION๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅฐ

“Heavily Armored Feelings” are live! Boris the Blade is selling emotional artillery, Salome is deflecting bullets into hearts, and Murky’s trans love story takes center stage. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜

Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXXV โ€“ Heavily Armored Feelings” ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜

Overview: Episode LXXV of the Murky Mucha Chronicles plunges deeper into dimensional disarray as Boris the Blade (from Snatch, โ€œbullet dodgerโ€) arrives, stirring chaos with heavy artillery and heavier accents. ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ The Ehlers-Janelle affair reaches critical mass amid a hail of bullets, while Murkyโ€™s gay trans love story unfolds with heartfeltโ€”and heavily armedโ€”twists. Salomeโ€™s veils now deflect bullets ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ, and Maxwell Smartโ€™s shoe phone gets a โ€œbullet dodgerโ€ upgrade. All characters return, firing at will in a ballet of brutal romance and blown-apart dungeons.

Key Plot Points:

ยท Boris the Bladeโ€™s Entrance: โ€œWhy buy ze bullet when you can buy ze whole gun?โ€ He opens a black market for emotions.
ยท Murkyโ€™s Gay Trans Love Arc: A tender reunion with her ex, now transitioning and wielding a railgun. โ€œLove isnโ€™t the only thing thatโ€™s transitionedโ€”so has my aim.โ€ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜
ยท Salomeโ€™s Ballistic Veils: Her dance now deflects bullets, charms assassins, and recalibrates Borisโ€™s aim.
ยท Maxwell Smartโ€™s Upgrade: The shoe phone now includes a โ€œbullet dodgerโ€ app (courtesy of Boris). โ€œMissed me by that much!โ€
ยท Climax: A shootout in a dimensional armory where feelingsโ€”and bulletsโ€”fly indiscriminately.

Highlights:

ยท Boris: โ€œBullet dodger? I am ze bullet maker.โ€
ยท Murkyโ€™s love interest: โ€œYou canโ€™t shoot loveโ€ฆ but we can certainly try.โ€
ยท Salomeโ€™s veils vs. Borisโ€™s bullets in slow-motion cinematic splendor.

Outlook: Is love the ultimate armor? Or just another thing to dodge? The dimensional armoryโ€™s doors are blown wide openโ€ฆ and Maxwell Smart still canโ€™t get a signal.


Full Article (English) ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐ŸŒช๏ธ Previouslyโ€ฆ
The tiger-pig-Kraken melee left the dungeon in ruins, but emotionsโ€”like glitter and shrapnelโ€”linger. Ehlers and Janelle, though unscathed, face a new threat: feelings with firearms.

๐Ÿ“œ Act I: โ€œThe Bullet Dodgerโ€™s Marketplaceโ€
Boris the Blade (Rade ล erbedลพija) arrives, setting up shop in a dimensional armory. โ€œYou want love? I sell ze grenade. You want closure? I have ze armor-piercing round.โ€ ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ
Murky, searching for emotional clarity, stumbles upon her lost love, now named Alex (Elliot Page vibes), transitioning and test-firing a plasma rifle. โ€œYou left me for a simulation,โ€ Murky whispers. Alex smiles. โ€œI upgraded.โ€ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ

๐Ÿ“œ Act II: โ€œVeils vs. Volleysโ€
Salome, sensing instability, dances. Her veils now warp trajectoriesโ€”Borisโ€™s bullets curve into heart shapes. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ Ehlers and Janelle, caught in crossfire, confess deeper truths: โ€œI love you more than tax exemptions!โ€ โ€œAnd I you, more than pig-Latin passwords!โ€

๐Ÿ“œ Act III: โ€œHeavily Armored Heartsโ€
Maxwell Smart attempts to negotiate using the โ€œCone of Silence 2.0โ€โ€”it now amplifies emotional confessions. Boris, frustrated, launches everything: โ€œTake my bullets! Take my feelings!โ€
In the climax, Alex shields Murky, not with armor, but with vulnerability. โ€œSome things,โ€ they say, โ€œyou donโ€™t dodge. You embrace.โ€ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

๐ŸŒŒ Final Scene: Boris offers a truce: โ€œNext time, ze emotional artillery will be half-off.โ€

FADE TO GLITTERING BRASS.


Full Article (German) ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช

๐ŸŒช๏ธ Zuvorโ€ฆ
Der Tiger-Schwein-Kraken-Kampf lieรŸ den Kerker in Trรผmmern zurรผck, doch Gefรผhleโ€”wie Glitzer und Schrapnelleโ€”bleiben.

๐Ÿ“œ Akt I: โ€œDer Kugelvermeiderโ€™s Marktโ€
Boris the Blade betritt die Dimension. โ€œLiebe? Ich verkaufe Granaten.โ€ Murky trifft auf Alex, ihre verlorene Liebe, die nun transitioniert und Railguns testet. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜

๐Ÿ“œ Akt II: โ€œSchleier vs. Salvenโ€
Salomes Tanz lenkt Kugeln um. Ehlers und Janelle gestehen sich alles: โ€œIch liebe dich mehr als Steuerhinterziehung!โ€

๐Ÿ“œ Akt III: โ€œGepanzerte Herzenโ€
Maxwell Smartโ€™s Schuhtelefon kann jetzt auch Kugeln ausweichen. Alex beschรผtzt Murky mit Wahrheit, nicht Panzerung.

๐ŸŒŒ Finale: Boris: โ€œNรคchstes Mal gibtโ€™s Gefรผhlsgeschosse zum halben Preis.โ€


WordPress Tags (English & German)

English Tags:
Boris the Blade, Bullet Dodger, Murky Mucha, Trans Love, Snatch, Salome, Maxwell Smart, Ehlers and Janelle, Kraken Chronicles, Dimensional Chaos, Emotional Artillery, LGBTQ+ Storyline, Action Romance, Fan Fiction

German Tags:
Boris the Blade, Kugelvermeider, Murky Mucha, Trans Liebe, Snatch, Salome, Maxwell Smart, Ehlers und Janelle, Kraken Chroniken, Emotionale Artillerie, LGBTQ+ Handlung, Action Romanze

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Shadows of Harmony: ๐Ÿ’ƒKestrels of the Kraken, Part LXXIV โ€“ย TIGER KINGS & PIGGY RINGS๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽKRAUT VERSION GRATIS!๐ŸงPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI STUERMER (SS) – CHICAGO๐Ÿคก EDITION๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅฐ

The ultimate showdown is here! Tigers, pigs, a Kraken, and Maxwell Smart’s shoe phone. Just another day in the Multiverse. ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘ž #KrakenChronicles
“Would you believe a tiger, a pig, and a Kraken walked into a dungeon?” The most chaotic episode yet is LIVE. Joe Exotic is not gonna financially recover from this. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Read now!
A gay marriage reveal. A seventh veil that rips reality. A spy who missed it by that much. The multiverse has officially broken. Dive into the madness. ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ฅ
KRAKEN CHRONICLES EP. 74 IS LIVE! The Tiger King vs. Brick Top’s pigs vs. a Kraken, all adjudicated by Maxwell Smart. Featuring Ehlers/Janelle, Salome, and Murky’s secret past!
Das ultimative Showdown ist da!Tiger, Schweine, ein Krake und Maxwell Smarts Schuh-Telefon. Ein ganz normaler Tag im Multiversum. ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘ž #KrakenChroniken
“Wรผrden Sie glauben,dass ein Tiger, ein Schwein und ein Krake in einen Kerker gingen?” Die chaotischste Folge ist LIVE. Joe Exotic wird sich finanziell nie davon erholen. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Jetzt lesen!
KRAKEN CHRONIKEN EP.74 IST LIVE! Der Tiger Kรถnig vs. Brick Tops Schweine vs. ein Krake, alles beobachtet von Maxwell Smart. Mit Ehlers/Janelle, Salome und Murkys geheimer Vergangenheit! ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘ž
#MaxwellSmart#GetSmart #KrakenChronicles #MurkyMucha #JoeExotic #TigerKing #FanFiction #Multiverse #AIArt #Bookstagram #MovieMashup


Executive Summary: “Kraken Chronicles: Episode LXXIV – Tiger Kings & Piggy Rings” ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’

Overview: Episode LXXIV of the Murky Mucha Chronicles escalates into a multidimensional menagerie of madness! Following the ice dome’s shattering, the saga reboots in a psychedelic tiger dungeon ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ, where the Ehlers-Janelle affair faces its ultimate test amidst big cats and bigger egos. Murkyโ€™s past gay marriage is exhumed ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ, Salomeโ€™s dance summons ancient demons ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, and Joe Exotic (archival chaos) storms in as the “Gangster of the Tiger Kingdom” with a vendetta and a mullet. All characters from all dimensions collide in a vortex of tiger fights, pig rituals, and reality TV-style betrayal, overseen by the hapless Chief of CONTROL, Maxwell Smart. ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

Key Plot Points:

ยท Ehlers-Janelle Affair: Tiger Trial: The lovers are thrown to the tigersโ€”literally! ๐Ÿฏโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
ยท Murkyโ€™s Gay Marriage Reveal: Flashbacks to Murkyโ€™s secret wedding with a mysterious groom (Jared Letoโ€™s Dream Lover in a new role?) ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’” cause a scandal!
ยท Joe Exoticโ€™s Entrance: โ€œIโ€™m never gonna financially recover from this!โ€ he yells, entering with a tiger and a lawsuit. ๐Ÿ“‰โš–๏ธ
ยท Salomeโ€™s Seventh Veil: Her dance now rips holes in the space-time continuum, pulling in characters from all previous episodes! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ
ยท Climactic Chaos: A triple threat match: Tigers vs. Pigs vs. Kraken Tentacles in a dimensional gladiator arena, adjudicated by Maxwell Smart’s shoe phone! ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽช๐Ÿ‘ž

Highlights:

ยท Joe Exoticโ€™s quote: โ€œThat b*tch Maxwell Smart stole my tigers!โ€ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ…
ยท Salomeโ€™s dance-off with Eva Braunโ€™s ghost. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘ป
ยท The shocking identity of Murkyโ€™s ex-husband is revealed! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
ยท Brick Top betting on the tiger fight with pig NFTs. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’Ž
ยท Maxwell Smart: “Missed it by that much, KAOS!” ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Outlook: The dimensional rift is wide open! โ“๐ŸŒ€ Who will rule the new chaos? Joe Exoticโ€™s tiger empire? Brick Topโ€™s pig syndicate? Or the resurrected Kraken? โณ๐Ÿ˜Ž Find out on the old-fashioned Cone of Silence! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ป

Date: 09:22 PM CEST, Thursday, September 04, 2025 ๐Ÿ•”๐ŸŒŒ!


Full Article (English) ๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŒŒ

๐ŸŒช๏ธ Previously in the Murky Mucha Sagaโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฅโ„๏ธ

ยท The Ice Dome Shattered, releasing the Krakenโ€™s curse and Brick Topโ€™s pigs into the multiverse! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿท
ยท Ehlers & Janelle (Christoph Waltz & Scarlett Johansson) survived the audit, their love now bonded by pig blood and tax evasion. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“Š
ยท Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich) was seen wading through a pool of Betamax tapes, searching for her lost past. ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ”
ยท Salome (Rita Hayworth vibe) began a dance that made the very pixels of reality bleed. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฉธ

๐Ÿ“œ Act I: “The Tiger Dungeon Dimension” ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The episode reboots in a humid, psychedelic dungeon made of neon cages and reality TV lights. Joe Exotic (Archival footage, mullet glory) ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ‘‘ is screaming at a hologram of Carole Baskin (Tilda Swinton in a flower crown, sipping tiger-print espresso) โ˜•๐ŸŒบ.

ยท “THAT BITCH MAXWELL SMART STOLE MY TIGERS AND FED ‘EM TO THE KRAKEN!” Joe roars, firing a glitter gun into the void. โœจ๐Ÿ”ซ
ยท Murky stumbles in, chased by PNGs of her past. A Betamax tape plays: itโ€™s her gay wedding day ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ. The groomโ€™s face is blurred, but the voice is familiar: “Our love is eternal, like a Tamagotchi’s battery.” ๐ŸŽฎ

Suddenly, Ehlers and Janelle fall from a ceiling vent, landing in a pile of hay and expired meat.

ยท “Janelle, my tiger queen!” Ehlers declares, his USB teeth flashing. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฏ
ยท “Our affair can survive anything,” Janelle purrs, “except maybe a tiger hunger strike.” ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

๐Ÿ’ Act II: “The Wedding Crashers” ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคตโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคตโ€โ™‚๏ธ

A trial by combat is called, judged by Maxwell Smart (Don Adams, in a crisp suit, speaking into his shoe) ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ. The charge: Dimensional trespassing and identity theft.

ยท Salome dances her Seventh Veil Dance ๐Ÿ’ƒ. With each veil dropped, a portal opens:
ยท Veil 1: Nandor the Relentless (Taika Waititi) ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ and Lazlo (Matt Berry) ๐Ÿฆ‡ arrive, complaining about the Wi-Fi.
ยท Veil 2: Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) ๐Ÿ” deduces the meat isโ€ฆ people? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
ยท Veil 3: Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini archive) ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ, Carmine Falcone (Tom Wilkinson) ๐Ÿฆ‡, and Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana) ๐Ÿ”ซ arrive for a mob summit.
ยท Veil 4: Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro) ๐ŸŽฐ loses a diamond in a tiger’s water bowl.
ยท Veil 5: Tony the Ant Spilotro (Joe Pesci) ๐Ÿ’Ž and Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt) ๐Ÿ”ซ start a shootout over who looked at who wrong.
ยท Veil 6: Don Bot (Maurice LaMarche) ๐Ÿค– calculates a 110% chance of doom.
ยท Veil 7: Brick Top (Alan Ford) ๐Ÿท arrives on a pig-drawn chariot. “You call that an animal? Pigs eat tigers for breakfast!”
ยท The Reveal: Salomeโ€™s final veil reveals the blurred groom from Murkyโ€™s wedding: it was Dream Lover (Jared Leto Tamagotchi) ๐ŸŽฎ, who left her for a higher-level simulation. ๐Ÿ’”
ยท Maxwell Smart’s Ruling: “Would you believeโ€ฆ guilty? Sorry about that, Chief.” ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ

๐ŸŽช Act III: “Tiger vs. Pig vs. Kraken” ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™

Joe Exotic, furious, releases his champion tiger. Brick Top unleashes a starved hog. From a dimensional rift, a Kraken tentacle slithers. ๐ŸŽช

ยท Klaus Schwab (Tilda Swinton’s other role, espresso cyborg) โ˜•๐Ÿค– tries to negotiate a Great Reset of the arena.
ยท Eva Braunโ€™s ghost (historical vibe) ๐Ÿ’ƒ waltzes with a confused Hercule Perrier.
ยท The Fight: Itโ€™s chaos. The tiger mauls a pig, the pig eats a tentacle, the tentacle strangles a tiger. Joe Exotic screams, “Iโ€™m never gonna financially recover from this!” ๐Ÿ“‰
ยท Ehlers and Janelle, seizing the moment, try to get married by Don Corleone (Marlon Brando archive) ๐Ÿ‘ด, who offers a deal they canโ€™t refuse. ๐Ÿ’
ยท Maxwell Smart, trying to restore order, activates the Cone of Silence, which promptly malfunctions and drops on the Kraken. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”‡

๐ŸŒŒ Final Scene: “Poll of the Multiverse” ๐Ÿ“Š

Text flickers over the carnage: “Who won?” (Sponsored by CONTROL) โœ…Joe Exotic’s Tiger Power ๐Ÿฏ โœ…Brick Top’s Pig Empire ๐Ÿท โœ…The Kraken’s Tentacle ๐Ÿ™ โœ…Love (It’s a trap!) โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

FADE TO STATIC. ๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸŽฌ

๐ŸŒŸ Starring:

ยท Murky Mucha โ€“ Milla Jovovich (divorcee edition) ๐Ÿ’”
ยท Ehlers โ€“ Christoph Waltz (tiger tamer) ๐Ÿฏ
ยท Janelle โ€“ Scarlett Johansson (tiger bride) ๐Ÿ’‹
ยท Joe Exotic โ€“ Archival Chaos (Tiger King) ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ‘‘
ยท Salome โ€“ Rita Hayworth vibe (veil ripper) ๐Ÿ’ƒ
ยท Dream Lover / Ex-Husband โ€“ Jared Leto Tamagotchi ๐ŸŽฎ
ยท Brick Top โ€“ Alan Ford (pig imperialist) ๐Ÿท
ยท Nandor & Lazlo โ€“ Taika Waititi & Matt Berry (vampire roommates) ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡
ยท Hercule Perrier โ€“ David Suchet (culinary detective) ๐Ÿ”
ยท The Gangsters โ€“ James Gandolfini, Tom Wilkinson, Lenny Montana, Joe Pesci, Brad Pitt ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’Ž
ยท Franky Four Fingers โ€“ Benicio del Toro (unlucky gambler) ๐ŸŽฐ
ยท Don Bot โ€“ Maurice LaMarche (robot don) ๐Ÿค–
ยท Klaus Schwab โ€“ Tilda Swinton (cyborg negotiator) โ˜•
ยท Eva Braun โ€“ Historical vibe (ghost dancer) ๐Ÿ‘ป
ยท And starring Maxwell Smart โ€“ Don Adams (Chief of CONTROL) ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
ยท Special Guests: ALL FROM PREVIOUS EPISODES! Pablo Escobar, Don Corleone, Nic Cage, etc.! ๐ŸŽญ

๐Ÿ“œ Disclaimer: This article was found in a tiger cage next to a empty bottle of Cristal and a malfunctioning shoe phone. 200% deniable! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘ž

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE DIMENSION IS BROKEN! (AND LOVING IT!) ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Kraken-Chroniken: Episode LXXIV – Tiger Kรถnige & Schweine Ringe ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’

๐ŸŒช๏ธ Zuvor in der Murky Mucha Sagaโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฅโ„๏ธ

ยท Der Eisdome zerbrach und entlieรŸ den Fluch des Krakens und Brick Tops Schweine ins Multiversum! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿท
ยท Ehlers & Janelle (Christoph Waltz & Scarlett Johansson) รผberlebten das Audit, ihre Liebe nun durch Schweineblut und Steuerhinterzahlung verbunden. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“Š
ยท Murky Mucha (Milla Jovovich) watete durch einen Pool von Betamax-Bรคndern auf der Suche nach ihrer verlorenen Vergangenheit. ๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿ”
ยท Salome (Rita Hayworth-Vibe) begann einen Tanz, der die Pixel der Realitรคt bluten lieรŸ. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฉธ

๐Ÿ“œ Akt I: “Die Tiger Kerker Dimension” ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Die Episode startet neu in einem feuchten, psychedelischen Kerker aus Neon-Kรคfigen und Reality-TV-Lichtern. Joe Exotic (Archivaufnahmen, Vokuhila-Glorie) ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ‘‘ schreit ein Hologramm von Carole Baskin (Tilda Swinton mit Blumenkrone, trinkt Tiger-Espresso) an. โ˜•๐ŸŒบ.

ยท “DIESE SCHLAMPE MAXWELL SMART HAT MEINE TIGER GESTOHLEN UND SIE DEM KRAKEN GEFรœTTERT!” brรผllt Joe und schieรŸt mit einer Glitzerpistole in die Leere. โœจ๐Ÿ”ซ
ยท Murky stolpert herein, gejagt von PNGs ihrer Vergangenheit. Eine Betamax-Kassette spielt: es ist ihr schwuler Hochzeitstag ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ. Das Gesicht des Brรคutigams ist verschwommen, aber die Stimme ist bekannt: “Unsere Liebe ist ewig, wie der Akku eines Tamagotchis.” ๐ŸŽฎ

Plรถtzlich fallen Ehlers und Janelle aus einer Deckenluke und landen auf einem Haufen Heu und abgelaufenem Fleisch.

ยท “Janelle, meine Tigerkรถnigin!” deklariert Ehlers, seine USB-Zรคhne blitzen. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฏ
ยท “Unsere Affรคre รผberlebt alles,” schnurrt Janelle, “auรŸer vielleicht einen Tiger-Hungerstreik.” ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

๐Ÿ’ Akt II: “Die Hochzeitscrasher” ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคตโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคตโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Ein Kampfprozess wird einberufen, gerichtet von Maxwell Smart (Don Adams, im tadellosen Anzug, spricht in seinen Schuh) ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ. Der Vorwurf: Dimensionales Hausfriedensbruch und Identitรคtsdiebstahl.

ยท Salome tanzt ihren Siebterschleiertanz ๐Ÿ’ƒ. Mit jedem fallenden Schleier รถffnet sich ein Portal:
ยท Schleier 1: Nandor der Unerbittliche (Taika Waititi) ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ und Lazlo (Matt Berry) ๐Ÿฆ‡ treten ein und beschweren sich รผber das WLAN.
ยท Schleier 2: Hercule Perrier (David Suchet) ๐Ÿ” deduziert, dass das Fleischโ€ฆ Menschen ist? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
ยท Schleier 3: Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini Archiv) ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ, Carmine Falcone (Tom Wilkinson) ๐Ÿฆ‡ und Rocco Lampone (Lenny Montana) ๐Ÿ”ซ treffen fรผr ein Gipfeltreffen der Mobster ein.
ยท Schleier 4: Franky Four Fingers (Benicio del Toro) ๐ŸŽฐ verliert einen Diamanten in einer Trรคnkeschรผssel.
ยท Schleier 5: Tony der Ameise Spilotro (Joe Pesci) ๐Ÿ’Ž und Mad Dog Coll (Brad Pitt) ๐Ÿ”ซ beginnen eine SchieรŸerei.
ยท Schleier 6: Don Bot (Maurice LaMarche) ๐Ÿค– berechnet eine 110%ige Chance auf den Untergang.
ยท Schleier 7: Brick Top (Alan Ford) ๐Ÿท trifft auf einem Schweine-Wagen ein. “Das nennt ihr ein Tier? Schweine fressen Tiger zum Frรผhstรผck!”
ยท Die Enthรผllung: Salomes letzter Schleier enthรผllt den verschwommenen Brรคutigam: es war Dream Lover (Jared Leto Tamagotchi) ๐ŸŽฎ, der sie fรผr eine hรถhere Simulation verlieรŸ. ๐Ÿ’”
ยท Maxwell Smart’s Urteil: “Wรผrden Sie glaubenโ€ฆ schuldig? Tut mir leid, Chef.” ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ

๐ŸŽช Akt III: “Tiger vs. Schwein vs. Krake” ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™

Joe Exotic, wรผtend, lรคsst seinen Champion-Tiger frei. Brick Top entfesselt ein ausgehungertes Schwein. Aus einem Dimensionsriss schlรคngelt sich ein Kraken-Tentakel. ๐ŸŽช

ยท Klaus Schwab (Tilda Swintons andere Rolle, Espresso-Cyborg) โ˜•๐Ÿค– versucht, einen Great Reset der Arena auszuhandeln.
ยท Eva Brauns Geist (historische Vibe) ๐Ÿ’ƒ walzt mit einem verwirrten Hercule Perrier.
ยท Der Kampf: Es ist Chaos. Der Tiger zerfleischt ein Schwein, das Schwein frisst einen Tentakel, der Tentakel erwรผrgt einen Tiger. Joe Exotic schreit: “Davon werde ich mich finanziell nie erholen!” ๐Ÿ“‰
ยท Ehlers und Janelle nutzen den Moment und lassen sich von Don Corleone (Marlon Brando Archiv) ๐Ÿ‘ด trauen, der ihnen ein Angebot macht, das sie nicht ablehnen kรถnnen. ๐Ÿ’
ยท Maxwell Smart versucht, die Ordnung wiederherzustellen, und aktiviert die Sphรคre der Stille, die sofort versagt und auf den Kraken fรคllt. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”‡

๐ŸŒŒ Finale Szene: “Umfrage des Multiversums” ๐Ÿ“Š

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Gefรคlschter Lebenslauf von Klaus Maurischat-Pseudoym Siegfried Siewert – Partner von “Bennewirtz und Ehlers” – “CEO” DER STASI-“GoMoPa”

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“RIECHT NACH STASI-SCHMECKT NACH STASI- SIEHT AUS WIE STASI – IST STASI”

Jรผrgen Helmroth

STASI-Opfer

WESTERWELLE ON AFGHANISTAN, IRAN, TAC NUKES – CONFIDENTIAL REPORT OF THE US EMBASSY IN BERLIN

 

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Reference ID Created Released Classification Origin
10BERLIN164 2010-02-05 15:32 2010-11-28 18:00 CONFIDENTIAL Embassy Berlin
VZCZCXRO7703
OO RUEHSL
DE RUEHRL #0164/01 0361532
ZNY CCCCC ZZH
O 051532Z FEB 10
FM AMEMBASSY BERLIN
TO RUEHC/SECSTATE WASHDC IMMEDIATE 6496
INFO RUCNFRG/FRG COLLECTIVE PRIORITY
RUEHZG/NATO EU COLLECTIVE PRIORITY
RUEHBUL/AMEMBASSY KABUL PRIORITY 0690
C O N F I D E N T I A L SECTION 01 OF 02 BERLIN 000164 
 
SIPDIS 
 
E.O. 12958: DECL: 02/05/2020 
TAGS: OTRA MARR NATO PARM PINS PREL PGOV GM AF IR
SUBJECT: WESTERWELLE ON AFGHANISTAN, IRAN, TAC NUKES 
 
Classified By: Classified by Political M-C George Glass for reasons 1.4 
 (b,d). 
 
ยถ1.  (C) German FM Westerwelle told Amb February 5 that it was 
important to refocus Afghanistan efforts on civilian 
reconstruction; that we needed to avoid suggesting German 
troops engaged in less risk than other countries; that he did 
not invite Iranian FM Mottaki to Germany or seek a meeting 
with him; that any discussion of non-strategic nuclear 
weapons needed to be conducted at 28 at NATO; and that he 
could not influence any decision by the European Parliament 
on the SWIFT agreement.  END SUMMARY. 
ยถ2.  (C) The Ambassador asked about Westerwelle's first 100 
days in office.  Though in an ebullient mood, Westerwelle 
said things were very difficult (FDP slipped another 
percentage point in the polls hours before the meeting).  He 
said he had been in France February 4 for a joint cabinet 
meeting, but that nothing substantive came of it.  He 
observed that one never really knew what was going to happen 
with Sarkozy involved. 
 
-------------- 
AFGHANISTAN 
------------- 
 
ยถ3.  (C) The Ambassador reviewed his own recent trip to 
Afghanistan.  He shared his impression that the Germans were 
doing a superb job at all levels from the RC-North commander 
on down.  He learned how critical mentoring and partnering 
with Afghan security forces had become.  He noted that the 
U.S. was sending substantial forces to RC-North, where they 
would conduct training and be under German command. 
Westerwelle responded that this was important for Germany and 
for international cooperation.  The Ambassador added that the 
U.S. was sending substantial helicopter support as well.  He 
said that Germans could be proud of their troops in 
Afghanistan.  Westerwelle responded that this was good news. 
He said that the London Conference bore an excellent 
conclusion, and was particularly useful for its focus on 
civilian progress.  He emphasized the importance of 
underscoring civilian reconstruction. 
ยถ4.  (C) With a request for confidentiality, Westerwelle 
referred to the January 20 "Bild Zeitung" interview with 
General McChrystal, in which the general is quoted as urging 
the Germans to take more risks.  Westerwelle recounted that 
he himself had had to answer questions about this article for 
ten days, explaining that the Germans were not "peace 
soldiers" while  other countries provided the combat troops. 
He said it was important that German troops not be 
"relativized" and cast as second-class troops.  He observed 
that Germany had originally deployed 3,500 troops, increased 
that mandate to 4,500, and was now planning an increase of 
another 500 plus a reserve.  He emphasized that this was a 
major contribution compared with other European countries. 
ยถ5.  (C) The Ambassador noted that he had gained the 
impression in Afghanistan that police training was more 
challenging than he had originally understood.  Troops were 
usually required to provide force protection.  But German 
police training was the best. 
ยถ6.  (C) The Ambassador asked how the prospective February 26 
Bundestag debate to extend the Bundeswehr mandate in 
Afghanistan would play out.  Westerwelle said the question 
was how large a majority would approve the new mandate.  He 
said that SPD caucus chief Steinmeier displayed good will on 
this issue.  However, SPD chairman Gabriel wanted to 
politicize the issue for domestic political gain. 
Nevertheless, he thought some in the SPD would support the 
new mandate.  However, Westerwelle expected no support from 
the Greens.  Westerwelle noted that the May NRW state 
elections were also affecting the issue in a negative way. 
That said, he said he could not see Steinmeier opposing the 
larger mandate.  He hoped the Ambassador would speak with 
Steinmeier. 
 
------ 
IRAN 
------ 
 
ยถ7.  (C) Asked about the February 5 visit of Iranian FM 
Mottaki to the Munich Security Conference, Westerwelle 
emphasized that he (Westerwelle) had not invited Mottaki to 
come to Germany, and Westerwelle had also not requested a 
meeting with Mottaki.  Rather, it was Mottaki who was asking 
to see Westerwelle.  Westerwelle said he had still not 
decided whether he would talk to Mottaki or not.  He 
reflected concern that Tehran might try to exploit Mottaki's 
visit to Germany as a distraction, and continue executing 
people during the visit.  In any case, Westerwelle said his 
position was exactly the same as the U.S. on Iran, and he 
would share the results of any meeting with Mottaki, if it 
took place. 
 
BERLIN 00000164  002 OF 002 
 
 
ยถ8.  (C) Westerwelle said he would meet Russian FM Lavrov and 
(separately) Chinese FM Yang February 5.  He suggested that 
Moscow had been changing course on Iran sanctions since the 
Qom revelations.  The Russians now saw Iran as playing games 
on the nuclear issue.  However, he observed that China was 
"hesitant," or even in opposition to sanctions.  Reflecting 
on his recent visit to China, Westerwelle said he had not 
perceived any "good will" there at present.  He said he would 
ask Yang again about Iran and then share the results with the 
U.S.  Westerwelle opined that it was important also to focus 
on Brazil as an opinion leader in the Third World.  He noted 
that President Lula had received Ahmadinejad warmly several 
months ago.  He added that he was uncertain what the Saudis 
thought, but that the other Persian Gulf countries seemed to 
be in an existential panic about the Iranian nuclear program. 
 
----------- 
TAC NUKES 
----------- 
 
ยถ9.  (C) Touching briefly on arms control, Westerwelle stated 
unequivocally that tactical nuclear weapons was an issue for 
NATO.  He said that when he had received Kissinger, Schulz, 
Perry and Nunn on February 3 to talk about their global zero 
proposal, tactical nuclear weapons was not discussed.  He 
said that the four statesmen were very supportive of 
President Obama. 
 
---------- 
TFTP 
--------- 
 
ยถ10.  (C) The Ambassador raised the challenge of getting the 
European Parliament to approve an agreement to share data 
with the U.S. on tracking terrorist finance.  The Ambassador 
noted the extensive efforts of the Treasury Department and 
other U.S. agencies to explain the importance of the program 
to our common security.  He asked how one could get better 
support for the program.  Westerwelle replied that the German 
government had been able to come up with a solution for 
itself a few months ago when the issue first surfaced. 
(Comment: In fact, German Interior Minister de Maziere's vote 
to abstain in the EU Council vote on TFTP on November 30 
reflected the complete deadlock within the Coalition 
Government between TFTP advocates in the CDU-controlled 
Interior Ministry and TFTP opponents in the FDP-controlled 
Justice Ministery. End Comment.) However, Westerwelle said 
that now that the issue was in the European Parliament, he 
had no ability to influence it.  He said that he was very, 
very aware of the Secretary's interest in this issue. 
Nevertheless, he had a sense that almost all groups in the 
European Parliament had concerns with the proposed agreement. 
 He emphasized that this was not an issue that only concerned 
his party, the FDP, but rather many others as well. 
ยถ11. (C) Westerwelle shared that he had not yet appointed a 
new Coordinator for German-American cooperation. 
 
---------- 
COMMENT 
--------- 
 
ยถ12.  (C) Westerwelle (who spoke with ease in English) was in 
a buoyant mood and more confident on his issues than we have 
seen him so far.  He seemed ready to defend any intimation 
that he was less than supportive of a troop surge (Defense 
Minister zu Guttenberg told the Ambassador two days ago that 
Westerwelle had worked for no increase of German troops for 
Afghanistan, see Berlin 157) with invocations of the 
importance of civilian reconstruction.  On Iran, he leapt at 
the chance to tell us he had not invited Mottaki.  His dodges 
on both tactical nuclear weapons and terrorist finance were 
all but practiced.  His comment that he was unable to affect 
the vote in the EU Parliament on TFTP was a bit disingenuous; 
on February 4, an MFA official acknowledged to visiting 
Treasury officials in Berlin that German MEPs were in fact 
leading the charge against TFTP in the EU Parliament with the 
tacit support of the FDP, if not of specialists in the 
Justice Ministry and MFA themselves. Westerwelle still cuts a 
good image in meetings and in the press here, even though his 
party continues a bout of free fall in the polls.  His 
ministry, though, still wonders (privately to us) where he 
gets his policy direction from.  END COMMENT. 
ยถ13.  (U) The Ambassador did not have the chance to clear this 
cable before departing Berlin. 
 
 
 
Murphy

DAS GEHEIMDOKUMENT – THE WIKILEAKS THREAT

WikiLeaks_Response_v6

CLICK ON LINE ABOVE – LINIE OBEN “WikiLeaks Response v6” to download – um zu downloaden

In a document titled “The WikiLeaks Threat” three data intelligence companies, Plantir Technologies, HBGary Federal and Berico Technologies, outline a plan to attack Wikileaks. They are acting upon request from Hunton and Williams, a law firm working for Bank of America. The Department of Justice recommended the law firm to Bank of America according to an article in The Tech Herald. The prosed attacks on WikiLeaks according to the slides include these actions:

-ย Feed the fuel between the feuding groups. Disinformation. Create messages around actions of sabotage or discredit the opposing organizations. Submit fake documents and then call out the error.
-ย Create concern over the security of the infrastructure. Create exposure stories. If the process is believed not to be secure they are done.
-ย Cyber attacks against the infrastructure to get data on document submitters. This would kill the project. Since the servers are now in Sweden and France putting a team together to get access is more straightforward.
-ย Media campaign to push the radial and reckless nature of WikiLeaks activities. Sustain pressure. Does nothing for the fanatics, but creates concern and doubt among moderates.
-ย Search for leaks. Use social media to profile and identify risky behavior of employees.

Collateral Murder

Overview

Update: On July 6, 2010, Private Bradley Manning, a 22 year old intelligence analyst with the United States Army in Baghdad, was charged with disclosing this video (after allegedly speaking to an unfaithful journalist). The whistleblower behind the Pentagon Papers, Daniel Ellsberg, has called Mr. Manning a ‘hero’. He is currently imprisoned in Kuwait. The Apache crew and those behind the cover up depicted in the video have yet to be charged. To assist Private Manning, please see bradleymanning.org.

5th April 2010 10:44 EST WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad — including two Reuters news staff.

Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-sight, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue were also seriously wounded.

Short version

Full version

WikiLeaks’ Collateral Murder: U.S. Soldier Ethan McCord’s Eyewitness Story

The military did not reveal how the Reuters staff were killed, and stated that they did not know how the children were injured.

After demands by Reuters, the incident was investigated and the U.S. military concluded that the actions of the soldiers were in accordance with the law of armed conflict and its own “Rules of Engagement”.

Consequently, WikiLeaks has released the classified Rules of Engagement for 2006, 2007 and 2008, revealing these rules before, during, and after the killings.

WikiLeaks has released both the original 38 minutes video and a shorter version with an initial analysis. Subtitles have been added to both versions from the radio transmissions.

WikiLeaks obtained this video as well as supporting documents from a number of military whistleblowers. WikiLeaks goes to great lengths to verify the authenticity of the information it receives. We have analyzed the information about this incident from a variety of source material. We have spoken to witnesses and journalists directly involved in the incident.

WikiLeaks wants to ensure that all the leaked information it receives gets the attention it deserves. In this particular case, some of the people killed were journalists that were simply doing their jobs: putting their lives at risk in order to report on war. Iraq is a very dangerous place for journalists: from 2003- 2009, 139 journalists were killed while doing their work.

The military did not reveal how the Reuters staff were killed, and stated that they did not know how the children were injured.

After demands by Reuters, the incident was investigated and the U.S. military concluded that the actions of the soldiers were in accordance with the law of armed conflict and its own “Rules of Engagement”.

Consequently, WikiLeaks has released the classified Rules of Engagement for 2006, 2007 and 2008, revealing these rules before, during, and after the killings.

WikiLeaks has released both the original 38 minutes video and a shorter version with an initial analysis. Subtitles have been added to both versions from the radio transmissions.

WikiLeaks obtained this video as well as supporting documents from a number of military whistleblowers. WikiLeaks goes to great lengths to verify the authenticity of the information it receives. We have analyzed the information about this incident from a variety of source material. We have spoken to witnesses and journalists directly involved in the incident.

WikiLeaks wants to ensure that all the leaked information it receives gets the attention it deserves. In this particular case, some of the people killed were journalists that were simply doing their jobs: putting their lives at risk in order to report on war. Iraq is a very dangerous place for journalists: from 2003- 2009, 139 journalists were killed while doing their work.

Opfer-Umfrage: Gerd Bennewirtz,Peter Ehlers, “GoMoPa” – ein Team . Die Frage ist nur noch, wer hat die Hosen an

siehe: http://www.victims-opfer.com/?p=18646

Gerd Bennewirtz,Peter Ehlers etc, “GoMoPa” – ein Team . die Frage ist nur noch, wer hat die Hosen an

Stimmen Sie ab

a) Peter Ehlers

b) Gerd Bennewirtz

c) Gaby Bennewirtz

d) Klaus Maurischat

e) Jochen Resch

f) Manfred Resch

g) Rainer Zitelmann

h) Jan Mucha

i) Sven Schmidt

j) Thomas Promny

k) Christian Sorger

l) Oberst Ehrenfried Stelzer

-Bennewirtz fรผr die fingierte STASI-โ€GoMoPaโ€ !!!! Artikel bei uns lรถschen โ€“ So eng arbeiten SJB und โ€œGoMoPaโ€ย zusammen

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INTERESSANT - BENEWIRTZ WOLLTE HIERMIT AUSSCHLIESSLICH "GoMoPa

Hier einer meiner absoluten Film Lieblinge: Hero: Jet Li

BERNDPULCH.ORG WIEDER BEI GOOGLE INDEXIERT – FรœRS ERSTE

Liebe Leser,

offensichtlich haben unsere hochbezahlten Anwรคlte in Kalifornien wieder eine Indexierung dieser Site http://www.berndpulch.org erreicht.

Ich bedanke mich.

Das bestรคrkt uns in unserem Kampf fรผr die “GoMoPa”-Opfer”, die sicher nicht diese Mรถglichkeiten haben.

GoMoPa-Opfer kรถnnen mich jederzeit in meinem Londoner Bรผro oder unter bernd@ebizz.tv erreichen

Gemeinsam sind wir noch stรคrker und kรคmpfen fรผr eine bessere Zukunft !

Enjoy !

Herzlichst Ihr

Magister Bernd Pulch

Zensur: Googles Arnd Haller liess Indexierung von http://www.berndpulch.org stoppen

Liebe Leser,

Dies war der harmlose Auslรถser (siehe unten)- Wรคhrend wir Stalking-Opfer รผber Monate von STASI “GoMoPa” – unter Beihilfe von Google gemobbt, gestalkt und verleumdet werden, ist Google-Haller selber eine Mimose – Aber die Geschichte zeigt: Gerade Zensur macht die zensierte Information noch interessanter.

In diesem Sinen Danke ! Arnd Haller

DAS SYSTEM โ€œGoMoPaโ€-Google โ€“ Opfer: โ€œSkrupellose Internet-Tรคter ohne Moral vernichten unsereย Existenzโ€

ARND HALLER โ€œGOOGLEโ€-โ€GoMoPaโ€-STASI-Opfer haben bei ihm keine Chance โ€“ Ein Mann ohne Moral, sagen viele betroffene Opfer

mehr unter

http://www.victims-opfer.com/?p=17663

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Dear madams, dear sirs,

by order of our customer SJB Fonds Skyline OHG we are kindly asking you
to remove some entries on your website thetvnet.com. The
topicality and the
correctness of these entries are no longer up to date. It is a major
concern of our customer to see them removed:

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We hope you can manage the removal of these entries according to the wish
of our customer contemporarily.These entries and similar ones cause
major problems for our customer.
We wanna thank you for your appreciation, for further information
please visit our website deinguterruf.de. (the english version is
still under construction).

In case you are not the right receipt for this request, it would be
very kind if you can name the correct person in charge.
If you have further questions concerning this case or our services in
general, please contact me.
It would be a great pleasure to receive a positive feedback.


With kind regards,

-- 
Mit freundlichen GrรผรŸen,


P. Schmitz
DEIN GUTER RUF.DE

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