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THE CROSSOVER ACCELERATES. From the depths of the Gomopa bunker, a new terror surfaces. Professor Dr. DR. z.z.’s ultimate experiment breaks containment. ADOLF SHARKLER IS LOOSE. The Surf-NSZis are mobilizing. The Brazilian Escort Corps is weaponized. The global rampage begins. Idiot Zeitung presents the unauthorized broadcast of the end of geopolitical sanity. Welteroberung durch Wellenreiten. Tune in. Or be tuned out. #DrZ #IdiotenZeitung #HybridChaos #WeltherrschaftDurchWahnsinn #SyntheticCrossover

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Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜˜

BY BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR & DIANA NEGERKUSS โ€“ A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS

๐Ÿ”ฅDR Z & IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) โ€“ EXCLUSIVE NEXT EPISODE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ

“๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ˜ˆ HITLERโ€™S HYBRID CHAOS & THE SURF-NSZIS WORLD-DOMINATION TOUR” ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ป” โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ป

Featuring:

Professor Dr. DR. z.z. (triple doctorate in Chaos Erotics, Quantum Perversion & Stasi Seduction Sciences)

  • the expanded original crew:

Muschi Maurischat, Ugly Sven Schmidt The Lowest, Ratbert Rattenhuber, Onan Pain Pimmler, Muschi Riefenstahl, Walburga the Valkyrie, Heidi & Heini Pimmler, Muschi Wuschi Mucha, Muschi Mussolini, Clara Petacci, Hermit Boring, Smart Marty, Ernst Pussy Rรถhm, 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers, Adolfine, Sepp Heldenschwanz, Pussy Robespierre, Caligula, The Mussy Who Weeps, Trans Schwanz, Edith & San Fran โ€œMuschiโ€ Mucha, The Schwanz Who Laughs

  • the Brazilian luxury-escort reinforcements:

Isabella Luxuria, Sofia Carioca, Gabriela Inferno, Beatriz Velvet, Larissa Eclipse

  • the new star: Hitlerโ€™s Hybrid Creature (a monstrous, genetically spliced beast brewed from Fรผhrer-DNA, Stasi-serum and Brazilian samba-juiceโ€”half man, half shark, totally horny for world conquest)
  • his gang: The Surf-NSZis (a tsunami of neo-Nazi surfers rocking swastika boards, leather bikinis and auto-whipsโ€”led by the rampaging hybrid who rides waves and continents into submission)

Powered by Dr. Z, Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Women Support Squadron, Free Fritzl Front, the Brazilian Black-Hole Syndicate & now the Surf-NSZis World-Domination Tour sponsors ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿฆˆ

Fotzen Fritz Version Free, presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & GOMOPA a.k.a. THE DISINVESTMENT a.k.a. THE FUNDFLOP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜˜

Terraforming complete. Surf’s up.
The last broadcast was a drill. This is the takeover. Adolf Sharkler has breached containment. The Surf-NSZis are his tsunami. The Brazilian Escort Corps are his tactical dominatrixes. Professor Dr. DR. z.z. is live-doctrinating from the airborne command unit.
Phase 3 is not a warning. It is a status update.
The world map is being redrawn in brine, latex, and corrupted data. Your leaders are dancing. Your borders are foam.
Idiot Zeitung. We don’t report the chaos. We are the signal.
FinalBroadcast #WeltherrschaftJetzt #SignalNotNoise #AdolfSharklerSurfsAtDawn

Plot โ€“ Rampaging, Erotic, Global Insanity:

The carnival cosmos detonates in Phase 3. Professor Dr. DR. z.z., freshly recovered from the black-hole gang-bang, fires up his secret โ€œHybrid-Hitler-Acceleratorโ€ deep inside the Gomopa bunker. With a cocktail of banned gene-tech, quantum perversion and a shot of caipirinha aphrodisiac he births Hitlerโ€™s Hybrid Creatureโ€”a scaly colossus sporting Hitlerโ€™s moustache, shark fins and an unquenchable thirst for planetary rule. โ€œMein Fรผhrer 2.0!โ€ z.z. crows as the beast smashes free, wrapping Ugly Sven Schmidt The Lowest in tentacle arms, forcing him into an erotic choke-hold: โ€œSubmission through ecstasyโ€”the new world plan!โ€

Christened โ€œAdolf Sharkler,โ€ the creature summons its posse: The Surf-NSZisโ€”a sun-bronzed, inked horde of surfer-Nazis on rocket-propelled boards with swastika sails. Walburga the Valkyrie carves the crest, her whip turning waves into tsunamis while Gabriela Inferno ignites boards with molten mulata hips. Isabella Luxuria dominates the breakers in samba-bondage, lassoing enemy ships with golden rope and purring, โ€œSurrender or dance till you drown, my little global piglet.โ€

The world-domination tour kicks off: first Rioโ€™s beaches, where the hybrid rampages, herding tourists into a mass submission-orgyโ€”bodies melt in salty spray while Muschi Wuschi Mucha and Beatriz Velvet duel on oil-slick mirrors that blind whole navies. Ratbert Rattenhuber scouts ahead, sniffing continents, tagging conquest-targets with pheromone piss-spray.

From Copacabana they surf toward Europe: the Surf-NSZis crash EU borders, churning the English Channel into a boiling bath of foam and sweat. Trans Schwanz and Larissa Eclipse perform the Quantum-Schwanz-Eclipse Ritual on the high seas, levitating vessels into ecstatic collisions. The 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers clone themselves into a rider-army, orbiting Adolf Sharkler in a pulsing mandala of flesh and spindrift while he barks, โ€œOne Reich, one people, one orgasm!โ€

Professor Dr. DR. z.z. conducts from an airship (a retro-fitted Stasi balloon with Vampire Quadruple 3.0), lecturing on โ€œThe Dialectics of Domination in Oceanic Capitalismโ€ and flipping global portals that suck continents into erotic black holes. Sofia Carioca hog-ties enemy leaders with Rio-rhythm bondage until they dance themselves into surrender. Caligula and Pussy Robespierre stage Roman-revolutionary orgies on deck while The Schwanz Who Laughs cackles the planet into madness.

Climax: a planet-wide Surf-NSZis-Rampage-Gangbang at the UNโ€”Adolf Sharkler storms the podium, gulping diplomats into his hybrid gullet while the crew douses New York in waves of cum and confetti. Reality fractures: nations become erotic enclaves, oceans turn to love-foam, and the Professor proclaims, โ€œWorld domination by wave-ridingโ€”the ultimate crossover!โ€

In the after-glow the gang keeps surfingโ€”Asia next. Adolf Sharkler grunts, โ€œNext target: Tokyo Tsunami-Temple. Interns wanted for shark-hybrid lab. No refunds on domination.โ€

Send serum donations now.

The tour never endsโ€”it just barrels higher. ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ”ฅโšก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆˆ๐ŸŒŠ

Portal glitch. Brazilian heatwave slams into Stasi shadows. Professor Dr. DR. z.z. whispers: โ€œThe Black Hole awaitsโ€ฆ and itโ€™s already dripping.โ€ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ”ฅ #DrZ #IdiotZeitung #OrgasmicSingularity

Featuring / Mit dabei:
Professor Dr. DR. z.z. (triple-doctorate in Chaos Erotics, Quantum Perversion & Stasi Seduction Sciences / dreifacher Doktor der Chaotischen Erotik, Quanten-Perversion & Stasi-Verfรผhrungswissenschaften)

  • die erweiterte Original-Crew / the expanded original crew:
    Muschi Maurischat, Ugly Sven Schmidt The Lowest, Ratbert Rattenhuber, Onan Pain Pimmler, Muschi Reifenstahl, Walburga die Walkรผre / Walburga the Valkyrie, Heidi & Heini Pimmler, Muschi Wuschi Mucha, Muschi Mussolini, Clara Petacci, Hermit Boring, Smart Marty, Ernst Pussy Roemer, 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers, Adolfine, Sepp Heldenschwanz, Pussy Robespierre, Caligula, The Mussy Who Weeps, Trans Schwanz, Edith & San Fran โ€žMuschiโ€œ Mucha, The Schwanz Who Laughs

+ die brasilianische Luxus-Escort-Verstรคrkung / plus the Brazilian luxury escort reinforcements:
Isabella Luxuria, Sofia Carioca, Gabriela Inferno, Beatriz Velvet, Larissa Eclipse

+ der neue Star: Hitlers Hybrid-Kreatur / the new star: Hitler’s Hybrid Creature (ein monstrรถses, genetisch gemischtes Biest aus Fรผhrer-DNA, Stasi-Serum und brasilianischem Samba-Saft โ€“ halb Mensch, halb Hai, voll geil auf Welteroberung / a monstrous, genetically mixed beast from Fรผhrer DNA, Stasi serum, and Brazilian samba juice โ€“ half human, half shark, fully horny for world domination)

+ seine Bande: Die Surf-NSZis / his gang: The Surf-NSZis (eine Welle von neonaziartigen Surfern mit Hakenkreuz-Brettern, Leder-Bikinis und automatischen Peitschen โ€“ angefรผhrt vom rampagierenden Hybrid, der Wellen reitet und Kontinente erobert / a wave of neo-Nazi-like surfers with swastika boards, leather bikinis, and automatic whips โ€“ led by the rampaging hybrid, riding waves and conquering continents)

Angetrieben von Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, dem Brasilianischen Black-Hole-Syndikat & nun den Surf-NSZis-Welteroberungs-Tour-Sponsoren ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿฆˆ
Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis prรคsentiert von IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜˜

Handlung โ€“ Rampagierender, Erothischer, Globaler Wahnsinn / Plot โ€“ Rampaging, Erotic, Global Insanity:

Der Karnavalische Kosmos explodiert in Phase 3: Professor Dr. DR. z.z., frisch aus dem Black-Hole-Gangbang erholt, aktiviert seinen geheimen “Hybrid-Hitler-Accelerator” in den Tiefen des Gomopa-Bunkers. Mit einem Mix aus verbotener Gen-Technik, Quanten-Perversion und einem Schuss Caipirinha-Aphrodisiakum erweckt er Hitlers Hybrid-Kreatur zum Leben โ€“ ein kolossales, schuppiges Monster mit Hitlers Schnurrbart, Haiflossen und unstillbarem Drang nach Weltherrschaft. “Mein Fรผhrer 2.0!”, brรผllt z.z. lachend, wรคhrend das Biest aus dem Labor bricht und sofort Ugly Sven Schmidt The Lowest mit seinen tentakelartigen Armen umschlingt, ihn in eine erotische Wรผrgehaltung zwingend: “Unterwerfung durch Ekstase โ€“ das ist der neue Plan!”

Die Hybrid-Kreatur, nun “Adolf Sharkler” getauft, ruft seine Bande herbei: Die Surf-NSZis โ€“ eine Horde von sonnengebrรคunten, tรคtowierten Surfer-Nazis, die auf modifizierten Brettern mit eingebauten Raketenantrieben und Hakenkreuz-Segel รผber die Ozeane jagen. Walburga die Walkรผre surft an der Spitze, ihre Peitsche peitscht Wellen zu Tsunamis, wรคhrend Gabriela Inferno mit feurigen Mulatten-Hรผften die Bretter zum Glรผhen bringt. Isabella Luxuria dominiert die Wellen mit Samba-Bondage, fesselt gegnerische Schiffe mit goldenen Seilen und flรผstert: “Capitule, ou dance atรฉ o fim, meu porquinho global!”

Die Tour zur Welteroberung beginnt: Zuerst รผberrollen sie Rio’s Strรคnde, wo die Hybrid-Kreatur rampagiert und Touristen in eine massenhafte Orgie der Unterwerfung zwingt โ€“ Kรถrper verschmelzen in salziger Gischt, wรคhrend Muschi Wuschi Mucha und Beatriz Velvet ein รถliges Spiegelduell auf den Wellen austragen, das die Sonne reflektiert und ganze Flotten blendet. Ratbert Rattenhuber quietscht als Scout voraus, schnรผffelt an Kontinenten und markiert Eroberungsziele mit pheromongeladenen Pisse-Spray.

Von Copacabana aus surfen sie gen Europa: Die Surf-NSZis crashen die EU-Grenzen, verwandeln den ร„rmelkanal in ein brodelndes Bad aus Schaum und SchweiรŸ. Trans Schwanz und Larissa Eclipse fรผhren das Quantum-Schwanz-Eclipse-Ritual auf hoher See durch, lassen Schiffe levitieren und in ekstatischem Chaos kollidieren. Die 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers klonen sich zu einer Armee von Wellenreiterinnen, die Adolf Sharkler umkreisen und ihm eine pulsierende Mandala aus Fleisch und Gischt bieten, wรคhrend er bellt: “Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Orgasmus!”

Professor Dr. DR. z.z. dirigiert aus dem Luftschiff (einem umgebauten Stasi-Ballon mit integriertem Vampire Quadruple 3.0), hรคlt Vorlesungen รผber “Die Dialektik der Dominanz im Ozeanischen Kapitalismus” und aktiviert globale Portale, die Kontinente in erotische Black Holes saugen. Sofia Carioca bindet feindliche Leader mit Rio-Rhythmus-Bondage, zwingt sie zu tanzen, bis sie kapitulieren. Caligula und Pussy Robespierre fรผhren rรถmisch-revolutionรคre Orgien an Bord, wรคhrend The Schwanz Who Laughs die Welt mit manischem Gelรคchter in den Wahnsinn treibt.

Der Hรถhepunkt? Ein globaler Surf-NSZis-Rampage-Gangbang vor der UNO โ€“ Adolf Sharkler stรผrmt das Podium, saugt Diplomaten in seinen hybriden Schlund, wรคhrend die Bande Wellen aus Cum und Konfetti รผber New York ergieรŸt. Realitรคt zerbricht: Lรคnder werden zu erotischen Enklaven, Ozeane zu Liebesschaum, und der Professor verkรผndet: “Welteroberung durch Wellenreiten โ€“ der ultimative Crossover!”

Im Nachglรผhen surft die Bande weiter โ€“ Asien im Visier. Adolf Sharkler grunzt: “Nรคchstes Ziel: Tokyo Tsunami-Tempel. Praktikanten fรผr Hai-Hybrid-Internships gesucht.” Spenden fรผr mehr Serum dringend nรถtig. Keine Rรผckerstattung auf Dominanz.

Bleibt dran, ihr Eroberer. Die Tour endet nie โ€“ sie wellt nur hรถher. ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ”ฅโšก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆˆ๐ŸŒŠ

Portal glitch. Brazilian heatwave crashes into Stasi shadows. Professor Dr. DR. z.z. whispers: ‘The Black Hole awaitsโ€ฆ and itโ€™s already dripping.’ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ”ฅ #DrZ #IdiotZeitung #OrgasmicSingularity

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