8:45 AM 🧪: Arrives at the “Prometheus Laboratories” campus. Swipes his keycard, which triggers a dramatic lightning bolt animation on the lobby screen. First alert: an email from Legal titled “Gene Sourcing Compliance Audit – URGENT.” 😬📧
10:00 AM: R&D Sprint Review 👥🔬: Presents the “Project: New Man” progress to the board. “Cadaver acquisition is ahead of schedule, but neural integration is at 73%. The real bottleneck is ethical soul-sourcing. Procurement is asking if we can use a synthetic substitute.” 💀🔄
11:30 AM: Stakeholder Management 🧠🤝: A video call with his primary investor, Baron Frankenstein Sr. “Victor, when do we see ROI? This ‘spark of life’ is a great demo, but where’s the scalability? Can it mow lawns? Serve in hospitality?” 🌱💸
1:00 PM: Lunch & Unethical Brainstorming 🥗💡: Eats alone in the lab cafeteria. Sketches a “Monster-as-a-Service” (MaaS) subscription model on a napkin. “Tier 1: Basic Groaning. Tier 2: Limited Village Terror. Tier 3: Full Torch-Wielding Mob Management.” 📝🔥
2:30 PM: Quality Assurance & Testing ⚙️📏: Oversees stress tests on the Monster’s limbs. The lab tech notes, “The left arm’s grip strength is 40% below spec. Also, it keeps writing poetry on the walls. That’s not in the functional requirements.” 🖐️📜
4:00 PM: Public Relations & Crisis Prep 📢🚨: The comms team briefs him. “We’ve got villagers gathering with pitchforks again. We’re spinning it as ‘community concern over innovative life-extension research.’ We’ve also prepared a heartfelt ‘We’re Sorry We Grabbed Your Grandpa’ gift basket.” 🧺😅
5:15 PM: Intellectual Property Meeting ⚖️🧠: Argues with the patent officer about whether a “reanimated composite organism” can be copyrighted or if it’s “prior art—see: folklore.” “The stitching pattern is proprietary! The groan is trademarked!” 👨💼✂️
6:30 PM: Logs Off 🧪🔌: Powers down the main capacitor. A final notification glows on his terminal: “SYSTEM ALERT: The creature has submitted a formal request for a dental plan and a sabbatical. Awaiting your approval.” He pours a drink, ignoring the distant, melancholic howl from the testing wing. 🥃🌙
HEADLINE: “I defied God and conquered death. Now I’m being asked to submit a 5-year commercialization plan for my ‘product.'” ⚡📈🧟♂️ #InnovationOrInsanity #ReanimationSciences
Caption: “They said my creation was an abomination against nature. Now Legal says it’s an HR violation.” ⚖️😤 #DrFrankenstein #CorporateScience #InnovationHeadache #BioethicsNightmare
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