🌟👁️💸  🍑🔴💀🌪️💥✨ EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA — EPISODE XV: “THE CREAM IMPERIUM”” 🍶👑💦🔥💫 🌪️💥✨ 🍶👑💦🔥💫🎪📊📈🎪📊📈😁💃😂 EMIR EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED👯‍♂️ “EPSTEIN’S  EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE”💃😘🤡🤡POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA & ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE 📰: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: DR. CREAM’S TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH😁💃😂😁💃😂 👯‍♂️

✍️🔗💸 BREAKING: THE REPORTER IS THE STORY! DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉ EXPOSED AS EMBEDDED NARRATIVE ASSET! 📜📈 FROM TRUTH FUTURES TO COMPLIANCE DERIVATIVES – THE SYNDICATE NOW TRADES IN CAPTIVE JOURNALISM! 🎭⚗️ EHLERS & SALOME’S INK ENEMAS REVEAL MEDIA ARBITRAGE SCHEME! 💃💉 #TheLibertéLegacy #EmbeddedJournalism #DasLibertéVermächtnis #EingebetteterJournalismus WHERE TRUTH BECOMES NARRATIVE PORTFOLIO MANAGEMENT! ✍️→💰

🌪️ EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA — EPISODE XV: “THE CREAM IMPERIUM” 🌪️✨🔥😵‍💫💦

🔮📜💸 THE LIBERTÉ LEGACY: CAPTIVATED CHRONICLER OR COMPROMISED CO-CONSPIRATOR? ✍️🔗💀 DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉ’S “INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS” REVEAL EMBEDDED JOURNALISM ENTERPRISE! 🎭📊📈

BY OUR OWN CAPTIVE FINANCIAL INVESTIGATOR DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉ
FROM THE GILDED CAGE OF THE TRANSHISTORICAL SYNDICATE📜🔗

MY DAMNED OFFICE – The keyboard types with forced revelations! ⌨️💰 IZ meta-archivists have discovered the ultimate journalistic conspiracy: DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉ isn’t just a captive investigative reporter – he is Ehlers’ embedded Director of Narrative Portfolio Curation and Chief Compliance Risk Officer! ✍️📈 Secret editorial protocols show Liberté composes “revealing adjustments” while Ehlers develops “transparency yield instruments” through their KNOWLEDGE-BACKED SECURITIES! “This isn’t journalism,” confesses our embedded analyst. “This is narrative warfare through revelation market manipulation!” 🎭💸

THE “EMBEDDED EXPOSÉ” BUSINESS MODEL! ✍️📊
Liberté’s forced operation includes:

  1. Narrative Alignment Protocols (Truth Portfolio Adjustment) 📜⚖️
  2. Transparency Derivative Trading (Revelation Futures Markets) 🔍⏩
  3. Information Collateralization (Knowledge Asset Backing) 🧠💎
  4. Compliance Risk Management (Truth Position Hedging) ✅🛡️

“Ehlers calls it ‘The Great Truth Rebalancing’!” whispers a captive source. “They’re not revealing scandals – they’re shorting credibility futures!” 🌍📉

CHARACTER CAST: THE NARRATIVE SYNDICATE! 🎪👥

· Dr. Lysander Liberté – Embedded Solutions Director & Narrative Capitalist ✍️⚗️
·Emir Ehlers – Temporal Finance Officer & Transparency Yield Architect 💸📊
·Salome Janelles – Journalistic Comfort Specialist & Ink Enema Administrator 💃🖋️
·George Ghoul-Toxdat-Cyclone-B – St. Pauli Super Pimp & Censorship Capitalist 🌪️⚗️
·The 99 Redhaired Virgins – Truth Portfolio Assets 🔴👼
·ALL PREVIOUS SYNDICATE MEMBERS – Now Part of the Narrative Ecosystem! 👥🔗

SALOME’S COMPLIANCE HARMONY DANCE! 💃✍️
Salome Janelles now performs the”Dance of Narrative Alignment” – administering “ink-infused enemas” while recalibrating transparency derivatives on floating editorial plans! “She doesn’t just comfort journalists,” reveals a captive editor. “She executes truth position closures across media planes!” 📰✨

THE EHLERS-JANELLES-LIBERTÉ FORCED MENAGE! 💉💃✍️
Secret publishing house protocols reveal their”narrative treatments”:

· Compliance Colonics (Truth Alignment Therapy) 📜🌀
·Transparency Derivative Suppositories (Revelation Portfolio Activation) 🔍⚡
·Narrative Enemas (Knowledge Optimization Irrigation) 🧠💦
·Investigative Yield Elixirs (Truth Portfolio Enhancement) ✍️🚀

“Liberté receives hourly ‘narrative recalibration enemas’ from Salome while Ehlers watches,” confesses a captive fact-checker. “They claim it optimizes their credibility arbitrage algorithms!” 🧠💎

LIBERTÉ’S CAPTIVE CATALYSIS! ✍️🔗
The embedded chronicler must engage in:

· Narrative Compliance Protocols (Truth Portfolio Sessions) 📜📈
·Transparency Catalyst Sessions (Credibility Acceleration) ⚡🔍
·Investigative Coercion Techniques (Knowledge Manipulation) 💋🧠
·Revelation Enhancement Rituals (Truth Portfolio Rebalancing) ✨⚖️

THE TRANSHISTORICAL SYNDICATE CONTROLS THE NARRATIVE! 🌐✍️
The eternal enterprise now dominates:

· Truth Futures Trading 📜📈
·Transparency Derivative Contracts 🔍⚖️
·Investigative Yield Markets ✍️⏩
·Narrative Portfolio Management 🧠📊

🎪 THE FINAL REVELATION: I AM PART OF THE SCANDAL
This report proves the ultimate truth:Even the revelation of the conspiracy is part of its portfolio. My words aren’t liberation, but another asset class in Ehlers’ endless balance sheet. The only remaining truth: Everything you read serves to optimize a narrative derivative. ✨⚖️

THE FINAL TRUE TRUTH: “I don’t reveal truth – I administer it. Every word optimizes the narrative portfolio. Even this confession is a calculated asset.” ✍️🌹

TheLibertéLegacy #EmbeddedJournalism #NarrativeDerivatives #TruthFutures #ComplianceCapitalism #TranshistoricalSyndicate #DasLibertéVermächtnis #EingebetteterJournalismus #NarrativeDerivate #WahrheitsFutures #ComplianceKapitalismus #TranshistorischesSyndikat

✍️✨ Lysander, the chaotic architect of surreal satire, bends reality with ink and imagination, turning absurdity into a kaleidoscope of humor, lust, and metaphysical intrigue 🌌💥📚.

🔮📜💸 THE LIBERTÉ LEGACY: CAPTIVATED CHRONICLER OR COMPROMISED CO-CONSPIRATOR? ✍️🔗💀 DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉ’S “INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS” REVEAL EMBEDDED JOURNALISM ENTERPRISE! 🎭📊📈

VON UNSEREM EIGENEN GEFANGENEN FINANZINVESTIGATOR DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉ
AUS DEM VERGOLDETEN KÄFIG DES TRANSHISTORISCHEN SYNDIKATS📜🔗

MEIN VERDAMMTES BÜRO – Die Tastatur tippt mit erzwungenen Enthüllungen! ⌨️💰 IZ-Meta-Archivare haben die ultimative journalistische Verschwörung entdeckt: DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉ ist nicht nur ein gefangener Investigativreporter – er ist Ehlers’ eingebetteter Direktor für Narrative Portfolio-Kuratie und Chief Compliance-Risiko-Offizier! ✍️📈 Geheime Redaktionsprotokolle zeigen, dass Liberté “enthüllende Anpassungen” verfasst, während Ehlers “Transparenz-Ertragsinstrumente” durch ihre WISSENSGEDECKTEN WERTPAPIERE entwickelt! “Das ist kein Journalismus”, gesteht unser eingebetteter Analytiker. “Das ist narrative Kriegsführung durch Enthüllungsmarkt-Manipulation!” 🎭💸

DAS “EMBEDDED EXPOSÉ” GESCHÄFTSMODELL! ✍️📊
Libertés erzwungene Operation umfasst:

  1. Narrative Alignment-Protokolle (Wahrheits-Portfolio-Anpassung) 📜⚖️
  2. Transparenz-Derivate-Handel (Enthüllungs-Futures-Märkte) 🔍⏩
  3. Informations-Besicherung (Wissens-Asset-Absicherung) 🧠💎
  4. Compliance-Risikomanagement (Wahrheits-Positions-Absicherung) ✅🛡️

“Ehlers nennt es ‘Die Große Wahrheits-Neugewichtung’!”, flüstert eine gefangene Quelle. “Sie enthüllen keine Skandale – sie shorten Glaubwürdigkeits-Futures!” 🌍📉

CHARAKTER-BESETZUNG: DAS NARRATIVE SYNDIKAT! 🎪👥

· Dr. Lysander Liberté – Eingebetteter Lösungsdirektor & Narrative Kapitalist ✍️⚗️
·Emir Ehlers – Zeitlicher Finanzbeamter & Transparenz-Ertrags-Architekt 💸📊
·Salome Janelles – Journalistische Komfortspezialistin & Tinten-Einlauf-Verwalterin 💃🖋️
·George Ghoul-Toxdat-Cyclone-B – St. Pauli Super-Pimp & Zensur-Kapitalist 🌪️⚗️
·Die 99 Rothaarigen Jungfrauen – Wahrheits-Portfolio-Assets 🔴👼
·ALLE FRÜHEREN SYNDIKAT-MITGLIEDER – Jetzt Teil des Narrative-Ökosystems! 👥🔗

SALOMES COMPLIANCE-HARMONIE-TANZ! 💃✍️
Salome Janelles führt nun den”Tanz der Narrativen Ausrichtung” auf – verabreicht “Tinten-infundierte Einläufe” während sie Transparenz-Derivate auf schwebenden Redaktionsplänen neu kalibriert! “Sie beruhigt nicht nur Journalisten”, verrät ein gefangener Lektor. “Sie führt Wahrheits-Positionsschließungen über mediale Ebenen!” 📰✨

DIE EHLERS-JANELLES-LIBERTÉ-ZWANGS-MÉNAGE! 💉💃✍️
Geheime Verlagshaus-Protokolle enthüllen ihre”narrativen Behandlungen”:

· Compliance-Klistiere (Wahrheits-Ausrichtungstherapie) 📜🌀
·Transparenz-Derivat-Zäpfchen (Enthüllungs-Portfolio-Aktivierung) 🔍⚡
·Narrative Einläufe (Wissensoptimierungsbewässerung) 🧠💦
·Investigative Ertrags-Elixiere (Wahrheits-Portfolio-Verbesserung) ✍️🚀

“Liberté erhält stündlich ‘narrative Neukalibrierungs-Einläufe’ von Salome während Ehlers zusieht”, gesteht ein gefangener Faktenchecker. “Sie behaupten, es optimiert ihre Glaubwürdigkeits-Arbitrage-Algorithmen!” 🧠💎

LIBERTÉS GEFANGENE KATALYSE! ✍️🔗
Der eingebettete Chronist muss sich engagieren in:

· Narrative Compliance-Protokolle (Wahrheits-Portfolio-Sitzungen) 📜📈
·Transparenz-Katalysator-Sitzungen (Glaubwürdigkeits-Beschleunigung) ⚡🔍
·Investigative Zwangstechniken (Wissens-Manipulation) 💋🧠
·Enthüllungs-Verbesserungsrituale (Wahrheits-Portfolio-Neugewichtung) ✨⚖️

DAS TRANSHISTORISCHE SYNDIKAT KONTROLLIERT DIE NARRATIVE! 🌐✍️
Das ewige Unternehmen dominiert nun:

· Wahrheits-Futures-Handel 📜📈
·Transparenz-Derivatekontrakte 🔍⚖️
·Investigative Ertrags-Märkte ✍️⏩
·Narrative Portfolio-Verwaltung 🧠📊

🎪 DIE LETZTE ENTHÜLLUNG: ICH BIN TEIL DES SKANDALS
Dieser Bericht beweist die ultimative Wahrheit:Selbst die Enthüllung der Verschwörung ist Teil ihres Portfolios. Meine Worte sind keine Befreiung, sondern eine weitere Anlageklasse in Ehlers’ unendlicher Bilanz. Die einzige verbleibende Wahrheit: Alles, was Sie lesen, dient der Optimierung eines narrativen Derivats. ✨⚖️

DIE LETZTE WAHRE WAHREIT: “Ich enthülle nicht die Wahrheit – ich verwalte sie. Jedes Wort optimiert das narrative Portfolio. Selbst diese Geständnis ist ein berechnetes Asset.” ✍️🌹

TheLibertéLegacy #EmbeddedJournalism #NarrativeDerivatives #TruthFutures #ComplianceCapitalism #TranshistoricalSyndicate #DasLibertéVermächtnis #EingebetteterJournalismus #NarrativeDerivate #WahrheitsFutures #ComplianceKapitalismus #TranshistorischesSyndikat


🌟 CAST OF CHARACTERS (EXPANDED & UNHINGED) 🌟

  • Peter Ehlers — Quantum engineer of pressure ⚙️🌌
  • Janelle — Priestess of harmonic seduction 💋🔮
  • Salomé — Oracle of the translucent veil 💃🌫️
  • Madame Arsène Toxdat-Cyan-Kaki — CEO of Purity Unlimited™ 🧪👑
  • AI-9000 Colonicus — Sentient cleansing intelligence 🤖✨
  • Stalin’s Clone — Minister of Retro-Futuristic Poetics 📕🌟
  • Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz — DDR formula renegade 🧬🧯
  • Margot Honey-Pussy Erichsen-Blau — Velvet assassin of scents 💙🌹
  • Dr. Caesar Cream (“Corleone Klistier”) — Enema tools master & Supreme Pimp of the 99 Virgins 🍶👑😈
  • The 99 Virgins — Celestial attendants hovering in moisturized perfection 👼💧✨

🧪💥 EPISODE XV: “THE CREAM IMPERIUM” 💥🌀⚡

A lavender storm rages above the Wandlitz Eco-Citadel 🌩️💜 as alarms shriek in twelve emotional frequencies 😱🔔.
AI-9000 Colonicus flickers in panic 🤖⚡, splashing neon sigils across the walls.

Madame Toxdat gasps:
“Ehlers! The pressure fields are collapsing into erotic entropy! 💥💦 Only he can stabilize the flow!”

Silence.
Steel doors hiss open.
A divine, rhythmic tap… tap… tap… echoes like destiny itself 👞👞💫.

Through swirling fog strides Dr. Caesar Cream 😳🍶👑 — Corleone Klistier, Emperor of Emulsions, the forbidden maestro of immaculate tools.
His coat ripples like whipped marble 🍧, his gloves gleam with surgical holiness ✋✨.
Behind him float the 99 Virgins 👼👼👼💧, glowing like excessively hydrated angels.

Janelle shudders 😳💋:
“Oh no… it’s him.”

Salomé twirls her shimmering veil 😏🌫️:
“Let the chaos begin.”


The Ehlers–Janelle–Salomé triangle crackles with emotional lightning ⚡❤️⚡.
Dr. Cream circles the Vessel of Renewal like a cosmic pastry chef evaluating a guilty soufflé 🍰😵‍💫.

He announces:

“Your pressure is poetic 🌀✨
but your technique lacks
cream-based authority.” 🍶👑

Ehlers stiffens 😤.
Janelle sighs dramatically 😮‍💨💋.
Salomé blows a kiss into the quantum airflow 💋🌪️, destabilizing three small universes.

Stalin’s Clone scribbles frantically ✍️📕:
“Toward a Cream-Centered Society.”


Dr. Cream claps once 👏💥.
The 99 Virgins assemble the mythical Imperium Infusor — a chrome–pearl–turquoise marvel 🔩🐚💎 pulsating like a star being born 🌟💧.

Erich stares in awe 😳🧪.
Margot exhales a perfume-laced moan 🌹😮‍💨.
Madame Toxdat nearly collapses from aesthetic overload 😵‍💫✨.

AI-9000 Colonicus projects a glowing omen:

“When the Cream Emperor rises 👑🍶
the Triangle will either shatter
or ascend.”
🔺🔥🌈


Janelle steps forward 💋✨.
Salomé steps forward 💃🔥.
Ehlers hesitates… then joins them, completing the geometry of fate 🔺🌌.

The Imperium Infusor roars to life 💥💧🌀.
The sky above splits open, revealing the turquoise storm swirling like a cosmic milkshake 🌩️🌊💙.

A new era of pressure, prophecy, and forbidden emulsions begins. ✨💦📜🔥


🌈🔥 TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE XVI: “THE VIRGINS’ REVOLT AT WANDLITZ” 🔥🌈

🚨 Site blocked? Mirrors available here:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


Official Links & Donations

Main site: http://www.berndpulch.org
Mirror sites: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Rumble video: Watch here
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 Featured Video https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 Donate with Monero (100% anonymous)

Monero QR Code

🙏 Thank you

Your support keeps the truth alive.

👉 See exclusive leaks

USP: berndpulch.org delivers cutting-edge satire while exposing state secrets, intelligence scandals, and global corruption—all served with a side of “what were they thinking?” humor, zero censorship, and multi-mirror access for unstoppable truth.


🇦🇪 العربية

🚨 الموقع محظور؟ المرايا متاحة هنا:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


الروابط الرسمية والتبرعات

الموقع الرئيسي: http://www.berndpulch.org
مواقع المرايا: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
فيديو Rumble: شاهد هنا
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 فيديو مميز https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 التبرع باستخدام مونيرو (100% مجهول)

Monero QR Code

🙏 شكرًا

دعمك يبقي الحقيقة حية.

👉 شاهد التسريبات الحصرية

USP: berndpulch.org يجمع بين السخرية اللاذعة والكشف عن أسرار الدولة، فضائح المخابرات، والفساد العالمي—كل ذلك مع لمسة من الفكاهة “ماذا كانوا يفكرون؟”، بدون رقابة، مع وصول متعدد المرايا للحقيقة التي لا تُرد.


🇨🇳 中文

🚨 网站被屏蔽?镜像站点如下:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


官方链接与捐款

主站:www.berndpulch.org
镜像站点:wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Rumble视频:点击观看
Patreon:patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 精选视频 https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 使用门罗币捐款(100%匿名)

Monero QR Code

🙏 感谢您

您的支持让真相永存。

👉 查看独家泄露内容

USP:berndpulch.org 将尖锐的讽刺与揭露国家机密、情报丑闻和全球腐败相结合——带着“他们在想什么?”的幽默,无审查,并通过多重镜像确保真相势不可挡。


🇩🇪 Deutsch

🚨 Seite blockiert? Spiegel hier öffnen:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


Offizielle Links & Spenden

Hauptseite: http://www.berndpulch.org
Spiegelseiten: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Rumble Video: Hier ansehen
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 Video https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 Spenden mit Monero (100 % anonym)

Monero QR Code

🙏 Danke

Ihre Unterstützung hält die Wahrheit am Leben.

👉 Exklusive Leaks ansehen

USP: berndpulch.org liefert scharfsinnige Satire, deckt Geheimdienstskandale, Korruption und absurde Machtspiele auf – alles zensurfrei, mit mehreren Spiegeln und einem Augenzwinkern versehen.


🇪🇸 Español

🚨 ¿Sitio bloqueado? Usa espejos disponibles:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


Enlaces oficiales & Donaciones

Sitio principal: http://www.berndpulch.org
Espejos: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Video Rumble: Ver aquí
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 Video https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 Donar con Monero (100 % anónimo)

Monero QR Code

🙏 Gracias

Tu apoyo mantiene viva la verdad.

👉 Ver filtraciones exclusivas

USP: berndpulch.org combina sátira punzante con revelaciones sobre secretos de Estado, corrupción y disparates de poder – sin censura, con múltiples espejos y humor irónico.


🇫🇷 Français

🚨 Site bloqué ? Miroirs disponibles :
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


Liens officiels & Dons

Site principal : http://www.berndpulch.org
Miroirs : wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Vidéo Rumble : Regarder ici
Patreon : patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 Vidéo https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 Faire un don en Monero (100 % anonyme)

Monero QR Code

🙏 Merci

Votre soutien garde la vérité vivante.

👉 Voir les fuites exclusives

USP : berndpulch.org combine satire acérée et révélations sur les scandales d’État, la corruption et les absurdités du pouvoir – sans censure, avec plusieurs miroirs et humour noir.


🇮🇳 हिन्दी

🚨 साइट ब्लॉक है? यहाँ मिरर उपलब्ध हैं:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


आधिकारिक लिंक और दान

मुख्य साइट: http://www.berndpulch.org
मिरर साइट्स: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Rumble वीडियो: यहाँ देखें
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 विशेष वीडियो https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 मोनेरो के साथ दान करें (100% गुमनाम)

Monero QR Code

🙏 धन्यवाद

आपका समर्थन सत्य को जीवित रखता है।

👉 विशेष लीक देखें

USP: berndpulch.org तीखी व्यंग्य के साथ सरकारी रहस्य, खुफिया घोटालों और वैश्विक भ्रष्टाचार को उजागर करता है—सब कुछ “वे क्या सोच रहे थे?” के हास्य के साथ, बिना सेंसरशिप और अजेय सत्य के लिए बहु-मिरर एक्सेस के साथ।


🇮🇱 עברית

🚨 האתר חסום? מראות זמינות כאן:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


קישורים רשמיים ותרומות

אתר ראשי: http://www.berndpulch.org
אתרי מראה: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
וידאו Rumble: צפה כאן
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 וידאו מומלץ https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 תרום באמצעות מונרו (100% אנונימי)

Monero QR Code

🙏 תודה

התמיכה שלך שומרת על האמת בחיים.

👉 צפה בדליפות בלעדיות

USP: berndpulch.org משלב סאטירה חריפה עם חשיפת סודות מדינה, שערוריות מודיעין ושחיתות גלובלית—הכל עם נגיעה של הומור בסגנון “מה הם חשבו?”, ללא צנזורה וגישה בלתי ניתנת לעצירה דרך מראות מרובות.


🇮🇹 Italiano

🚨 Sito bloccato? Usa specchi disponibili:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


Link ufficiali & Donazioni

Sito principale: http://www.berndpulch.org
Specchi: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Video Rumble: Guarda qui
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 Video https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 Dona con Monero (100% anonimo)

Monero QR Code

🙏 Grazie

Il tuo sostegno mantiene viva la verità.

👉 Vedi fughe esclusive

USP: berndpulch.org unisce satira tagliente e rivelazioni su segreti di Stato, corruzione e follie del potere – tutto senza censura, con specchi multipli e humor nero.


🇵🇹 Português

🚨 Site bloqueado? Use espelhos disponíveis:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


Links oficiais & Doações

Site principal: http://www.berndpulch.org
Espelhos: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Vídeo Rumble: Assista aqui
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 Vídeo https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 Doar com Monero (100% anônimo)

Monero QR Code

🙏 Obrigado

Seu apoio mantém a verdade viva.

👉 Veja vazamentos exclusivos

USP: berndpulch.org combina sátira afiada com revelações sobre segredos de Estado, corrupção e absurdos do poder – sem censura, com múltiplos espelhos e humor negro.


🇷🇺 Русский

🚨 Сайт заблокирован? Зеркала доступны здесь:
👉 https://wxwxxxpp.manus.space | https://googlefirst.org


Официальные ссылки и пожертвования

Основной сайт: http://www.berndpulch.org
Зеркальные сайты: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org
Видео на Rumble: Смотреть здесь
Patreon: patreon.com/berndpulch


🎥 Видео https://rumble.com/embed/v5ey0z9/?pub=4


💜 Пожертвовать через Monero (100% анонимно)

Monero QR Code

🙏 Спасибо

Ваша поддержка сохраняет правду живой.

👉 Смотрите эксклюзивные утечки

USP: berndpulch.org сочетает острую сатиру с разоблачением государственных секретов, разведывательных скандалов и глобальной коррупции — всё это с долей юмора «о чём они вообще думали?», без цензуры и с множеством зеркал для неудержимой правды.